Hey, I'm included in something! I'm not exactly sure what was ment by it, But I'm honored to be included ...
-Micah
-Micah
things they never said
- Thread starter Snoochie-Boochie-Goochie
- Start date
Onion...I'd take the Bud.
And this Jay Smackowski dude - what gives? Is it supposed to be, like, ironic?
And to further the things they never said:
John Sosta - Jackie, my balls just dropped
Pa Owen - Son, you make me so proud
Graham Easton - I had a bad game
Jack Wood - I'm happy, honest
Renick - Robo, please don't come back
Adam Gardner - Robo, please don't come back
And this Jay Smackowski dude - what gives? Is it supposed to be, like, ironic?
And to further the things they never said:
John Sosta - Jackie, my balls just dropped
Pa Owen - Son, you make me so proud
Graham Easton - I had a bad game
Jack Wood - I'm happy, honest
Renick - Robo, please don't come back
Adam Gardner - Robo, please don't come back
Yet more things they never said
Owen Ronayne, WDP - See you in church on Sunday
Ryan Watson - Of course I don't fancy my sister
Eddie, Shockwave UK - Walk through customs with a live bullet in my pocket? Not me.
Markus Nielsen, GZ - This team feels like home
Tom Kaye, Airgun Designs - Our new gun is limited to 6 balls a second
Laurent Hamet - This is a genuine suntan
Frank Connell, ex All As - I value your opinion
Owen Ronayne, WDP - See you in church on Sunday
Ryan Watson - Of course I don't fancy my sister
Eddie, Shockwave UK - Walk through customs with a live bullet in my pocket? Not me.
Markus Nielsen, GZ - This team feels like home
Tom Kaye, Airgun Designs - Our new gun is limited to 6 balls a second
Laurent Hamet - This is a genuine suntan
Frank Connell, ex All As - I value your opinion
My turn now !!!!
OK, OK, OK…my turn now J
Since everybody has had their go, I am gonna have my little pop at a few people, so here goes.
Things that people have NEVER said :-
Ant (Mr Big) : ‘Pete, I swear I will not mis-edit your article again’ (and mean it)
Duffy (PGI Group Ed) : ‘I was wrong’
Rancid (Ayatollah) : ‘Here, smoke this one, I’ve had enough’
Nick Broccoli Dwarf : ‘Look, I’ll try and keep it short’
Lasoya : ‘I’m looking for a girl’
Adam Gardner (All Americans) : ‘Yeah, well done, lads, you beat us fair and square’
Renick Miller : ‘Hmmmmmmm, I’m full up’
Laurent Hamet : ‘I was wrong’
Ed Poorman : ‘Nah dude, my wife doesn’t drool over Robbo’
Laters
Robbo
OK, OK, OK…my turn now J
Since everybody has had their go, I am gonna have my little pop at a few people, so here goes.
Things that people have NEVER said :-
Ant (Mr Big) : ‘Pete, I swear I will not mis-edit your article again’ (and mean it)
Duffy (PGI Group Ed) : ‘I was wrong’
Rancid (Ayatollah) : ‘Here, smoke this one, I’ve had enough’
Nick Broccoli Dwarf : ‘Look, I’ll try and keep it short’
Lasoya : ‘I’m looking for a girl’
Adam Gardner (All Americans) : ‘Yeah, well done, lads, you beat us fair and square’
Renick Miller : ‘Hmmmmmmm, I’m full up’
Laurent Hamet : ‘I was wrong’
Ed Poorman : ‘Nah dude, my wife doesn’t drool over Robbo’
Laters
Robbo
things they never said, continued
TJ Lambini: "I could kick Justin's ass if I wanted to"
Pete Robinson: "It's late, Chris, and I really don't think it would be a good idea for you to come inside for a nitecap"
Chuck Hendsch, Dynasty: "Naw, they'd let me play if I wanted to"
LaSoya: "I may have long hair, but I'm 100% male on the inside"
2-E: "I feel bloated"
Richmond Italia: "I park my Viper there because it's much more convenient and accessible, NOT because I'm compensating for penile insecurity"
Dave Youngblood: "My goggles do NOT make you look like the Guyver!"
TJ Lambini: "I could kick Justin's ass if I wanted to"
Pete Robinson: "It's late, Chris, and I really don't think it would be a good idea for you to come inside for a nitecap"
Chuck Hendsch, Dynasty: "Naw, they'd let me play if I wanted to"
LaSoya: "I may have long hair, but I'm 100% male on the inside"
2-E: "I feel bloated"
Richmond Italia: "I park my Viper there because it's much more convenient and accessible, NOT because I'm compensating for penile insecurity"
Dave Youngblood: "My goggles do NOT make you look like the Guyver!"
And there's more
We'll have the filet mignon to start, with a 59 Rothschild to wash it down with - Lockout
Screw the plan guys, let's just go out and play - Erik Felix
I can't play this sunday, I'm at a quilting convention - Dave Stewart
Ah, finally, my MENSA membership has arrived - Niall
Yeh, the Angel's just a souped up Cocker really - WDP
I'm a paintgod, the industry hangs on my every word - Tyger
10 reasons why rec-ball rules - FaceFull
It's mine I tell you, mine...it's my precious - Jerry Braun
No, wait, the last one is right...
Peace
We'll have the filet mignon to start, with a 59 Rothschild to wash it down with - Lockout
Screw the plan guys, let's just go out and play - Erik Felix
I can't play this sunday, I'm at a quilting convention - Dave Stewart
Ah, finally, my MENSA membership has arrived - Niall
Yeh, the Angel's just a souped up Cocker really - WDP
I'm a paintgod, the industry hangs on my every word - Tyger
10 reasons why rec-ball rules - FaceFull
It's mine I tell you, mine...it's my precious - Jerry Braun
No, wait, the last one is right...
Peace
And there's more
Wait ... I better not admit to thinking any of that ...
Homer: "I don't get it."
Lisa: "it's a joke."
Homer: "Oh, it's a joke? I get jokes! hahahahahah"
-Micah
I've been saying that one for years ... it's got the valve and the ram and the bolt and the multidirectional valve thingy and the pretty thingy that screws onto the front ... the only thing a cocker's missing is all the electronics ...
Wait ... I better not admit to thinking any of that ...
Homer: "I don't get it."
Lisa: "it's a joke."
Homer: "Oh, it's a joke? I get jokes! hahahahahah"
-Micah
yes, more
Gino: "No, the concept behind 'Bluez Packs' was not at all inspired by 'Redz', nor was the name."
Todd Adamson: "That's not me you smell."
Sparklie Chick: "I don't care if Justin Owen IS already married, because I don't want to marry him anyway."
Bad Company: "We'd play with the Spyder even if Kingman wasn't paying us a gazillion U.S. dollars!"
Any other PB mag: "We don't aspire to be just as cool as PGI. In fact we don't even like that mag!"
Ground Zero: "Jerry will be taking the 50 sub off the break."
Mark Knopp: "I bunkered him over the top"
Focus: "Attn: We will be putting on a clinic entitled, 'How to host a major paintball event and come away from it looking brilliant'"
Cesare Pizzo: "Bribe??? What bribe?!!"
Debra Dion: "It had never crossed my mind that the IAO had fallen behind the times until everyone bashed it so, but I still wasn't mad about it."
Gino: "No, the concept behind 'Bluez Packs' was not at all inspired by 'Redz', nor was the name."
Todd Adamson: "That's not me you smell."
Sparklie Chick: "I don't care if Justin Owen IS already married, because I don't want to marry him anyway."
Bad Company: "We'd play with the Spyder even if Kingman wasn't paying us a gazillion U.S. dollars!"
Any other PB mag: "We don't aspire to be just as cool as PGI. In fact we don't even like that mag!"
Ground Zero: "Jerry will be taking the 50 sub off the break."
Mark Knopp: "I bunkered him over the top"
Focus: "Attn: We will be putting on a clinic entitled, 'How to host a major paintball event and come away from it looking brilliant'"
Cesare Pizzo: "Bribe??? What bribe?!!"
Debra Dion: "It had never crossed my mind that the IAO had fallen behind the times until everyone bashed it so, but I still wasn't mad about it."
Anybody on here: I don't, for one second, believe that Snoochie is Justin Owen!
Robbo: Fred Schultz is God!
Me: I think I'll quit posting......
Facefull: This month's issue has NO erroneous captions to go with the pictures.
Robbo: Fred Schultz is God!
Me: I think I'll quit posting......
Facefull: This month's issue has NO erroneous captions to go with the pictures.
TRY AGAIN!
Quote from Buddha:
Anybody on here: I don't, for one second, believe that Snoochie is Justin Owen!
wow I'll consider that a compliment mate!
Justin lives in the state of Arkansas U.S. that means its like 4 or 5 in the morning his time right now
he's in medicine so what do you think he's doing right now?
Probably sleeping, all the rest are rumours.
things they never said:
Snoochie: "I am Justin Owen"
Quote from Buddha:
Anybody on here: I don't, for one second, believe that Snoochie is Justin Owen!
wow I'll consider that a compliment mate!
Justin lives in the state of Arkansas U.S. that means its like 4 or 5 in the morning his time right now
he's in medicine so what do you think he's doing right now?
Probably sleeping, all the rest are rumours.
things they never said:
Snoochie: "I am Justin Owen"