things they never said

[Snoochie-Boochie-Goochie]

Tyger: "Tournament Players F*C**N rule!!!"
Robbo: "I don't get it."
TJ: "No soup for you."
Ravi: "I can't for the life of me figure out how this GOSH DARN 'gun works!"
Justin: "I suck, like poodles, poodles suck."
Micah: ".................."
Mr Big: "We'll be getting it out EARLY!"
Jack: "I'm really EXCITED about this 'gun check it out just the thought of it gives me a boner wowie zowie!!!"
Piper: "Einstein's Theory of Relativity, my son, is actually quite a simple concept once you learn how to grasp the Quantum Spacial Mechanics. First, remember that the electric constant for an ionized body within a gravitational field etc., etc., etc."
Ledz: "I'm full."
Jacko: "Some people say I look like Clark Gable."
Rocky: "WHERE'S MY SACK???!!!"

 

[TJ Lambini]

I see we got ourselves a new superhero on tha board...but who is this masked, reefer smoking man?

I got my suspicions...

Peace

 

[TJ Lambini]

A-ha...Busted Mr Snoochies. I know who you are now...good try, but there are always give-aways poodle boy.

Peace

 

[Mr Big]

Things they should have said...

I love men and I once tried to make love to a vacuum cleaner...Justin Owen

Can't think of any more

 

[TJ Lambini]

Things they should have said...

Seriously Justin, we're not offering you a place on Adrenalin just cos you write for PGI and WPG? - no, it's your on-field skillz we need - James Graley

 

[Snoochie-Boochie-Goochie]

more things they never said

WDP: "Oops"
Mr. Poorman: "I can't. I'm the designated driver"
Billy Ceranski: "They turned me down for the part as the Gorilla"
Lane Wright: "...and he cowered in my shadow..."
Schultz (F.): "Made it through another game alive"
Buddha: "No comment"
Rancid: "I love everyone; all the trees and flowers are so beautiful; my how the sky is so luminous this fine, fine day!"
Scott (the company): "man this new Bad-Ass system of ours is so fine it's gonna take the sport by storm!"
WPF circuit: "the 2002 series is to go on as planned"
Rocky: "DUDE!!! WHERE'S MY SACK???!!!"

 

[KillerOnion]

Oooh ooh oooh! You know I have to get in on this one:

Robbo: "Well, I don't get it. Not a single woman in there even offered a dance last night."
TJ: "Oh waiter? I'll have the 24 oz T-bone with french fries, grilled onions, cheese soup, and the 44 oz. draft Budweiser please."
LaSoya: "Geez! Can't these chicks leave me alone? I have a headache." OR "Yeah, a number one, all the way to the scalp."
Mr. Italia: "Nah, let it go. We've got enough buyers as it is. Let Zap or RP pick them up."
____________ (pimp points to whoever figures this one out) : "Out of gas? Blah. It's not that far to walk...mud's no problem."
Strange: "Let's take it easy on them, guys."

 

[Buddha 3]

more things they never said

Originally posted by Snoochie-Boochie-Goochie
WDP: "Oops"
Mr. Poorman: "I can't. I'm the designated driver"
Billy Ceranski: "They turned me down for the part as the Gorilla"
Lane Wright: "...and he cowered in my shadow..."
Schultz (F.): "Made it through another game alive"
Buddha: "No comment"
Rancid: "I love everyone; all the trees and flowers are so beautiful; my how the sky is so luminous this fine, fine day!"
Scott (the company): "man this new Bad-Ass system of ours is so fine it's gonna take the sport by storm!"
WPF circuit: "the 2002 series is to go on as planned"
Rocky: "DUDE!!! WHERE'S MY SACK???!!!"

I'm mentioned, I'm famous!!!

I mean....no comment. (dude, I loved that bit!)

 

[QuikSilver]

more things they never said

Originally posted by Snoochie-Boochie-Goochie

Rocky: "DUDE!!! WHERE'S MY SACK???!!!"

You sure about that one?

 

[Snoochie-Boochie-Goochie]

even MORE things they never said

LaSoya: "Please DON'T put THAT in THERE, Mr. Robinson"
Ryan Greenspan: "I'll sing the base part"
Keely Watson: "Nobody loves me"
BJ from Strange: "I'll try and talk louder so you can hear me"
Airgun Designs: "we love cockers"
wOrr Game Products: "we love cockers"
Team Rage (FL): [anything in English]
Frank, Ex-All A's: "Can't we just settle this like mature adults?"
Niall: "This is gonna go off without a hitch!"
John Rice: "I don't think there's ANY way we can do THAT."
Jay Smackowski, PB2X: "I'm totally legit, 100% qualified, and the pure voice of reason for our sport"
Nathan Greenman: "I've never worn a dress in my life"
Mad Dog Morgan: "I am NOT experiencing a neverending acid flashback"
Wayne Dollack: "I want to start producing events geared towards normal Paintballers."
FACEFuLL magazine: "Behold, as our grammar shines with the glorious light of perfection, and our spelling skills surpass those of American 3rd-graders."
Bob Long: "Of course I have a legitimate claim, because I was the first person in history to combine the two words, 'Iron' and 'Men'."