Lock them away at night?Raffles said:
Leave some POS Spyders and stuff out, so they have something to grab...else they might burn the shop down or something similar
Theft !
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Leave some POS Spyders and stuff out, so they have something to grab...else they might burn the shop down or something similar
Or....
or invest in some proper good security system that fries their bu!!ocks off everytime they try and grab a gun
or invest in some proper good security system that fries their bu!!ocks off everytime they try and grab a gun
...or simply shut up shop and go mail order only .
No! I am not being serious - but any retail outfit that has something worth nicking will have it nicked eventually.
It's just a damned shame when it happens to someone so well respected amongst us all.
This was obviously well planned - to go through a steel wall! They'll slip up one day - and when they do...
.No! I am not being serious - but any retail outfit that has something worth nicking will have it nicked eventually.
It's just a damned shame when it happens to someone so well respected amongst us all.
This was obviously well planned - to go through a steel wall! They'll slip up one day - and when they do...
well be there to bike their kneecaps off; blacknight style from montey python's 'quest for the holy grail' you know it makes sense
you know it makes sense
"Errm...where do you think your going with that ego?"
"I...is avin it haway"
"No your not..."
"Yes I am...you see if I dont"
"What makes you so sure?"
"I'M INVINCEABLE!!"
"Your a Pikey...HAVE AT YOU!"
"OW! That was my inbred, extra elbow...you b@stard!"
Anyway...I should invest in a cage, to put said gorgeous guns in overnight...will help keep your insurance premiums down.
"I...is avin it haway"
"No your not..."
"Yes I am...you see if I dont"
"What makes you so sure?"
"I'M INVINCEABLE!!"
"Your a Pikey...HAVE AT YOU!"
"OW! That was my inbred, extra elbow...you b@stard!"
Anyway...I should invest in a cage, to put said gorgeous guns in overnight...will help keep your insurance premiums down.
accidetally attach a car battery to the door knob - wen u get there nxt day they'll still be there lightly toasted
seriously tho i'd go with locking away expensive stuff but leaving a few cheap decoys otherwise they'll rip the place apart to find somethin worth stealing - also if paintballers aint involved they won't look for more - if they are u'll know by how hard they look for other stuff
Ben
lightly toastedseriously tho i'd go with locking away expensive stuff but leaving a few cheap decoys otherwise they'll rip the place apart to find somethin worth stealing - also if paintballers aint involved they won't look for more - if they are u'll know by how hard they look for other stuff
Ben
buy in some cheap ok looking bb guns, leave them out... theyre bound to grab some real looking stuff if they dont know what theyre getting already.
and, if you alert armed police, theyll have no choice but to shoot them as they leave in the black of night, carrying what looks like pistols and assault rifles
and, if you alert armed police, theyll have no choice but to shoot them as they leave in the black of night, carrying what looks like pistols and assault rifles
Police shootings
On recent form you dont even need a gun to be shot by the police
a good suntan and a large duffel coat seems to be enough nowadays...
even if your lying on the floor with another copper stood on you !!!
bit politcal so ill go get me coat..
On recent form you dont even need a gun to be shot by the police
a good suntan and a large duffel coat seems to be enough nowadays...
even if your lying on the floor with another copper stood on you !!!
bit politcal so ill go get me coat..