Theft at series2002 presentation evening

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lol n1Bud


CHEERS BATTY

 

[Twisty]

right, you see i was reading your thread and wondered how i could get into the industy, and being the moron that i am i pressed the reply button instead of the new thread button. I have already forwarded it to a mod and asked if he/she can change it into a new thread rather than a reply. Sorry.
(And yes i am trying to steal jobs )
Twist

 

[Ms Bossy]

 

[Chris-Kellys]

being fair bud i dont think chucks title is under thraet (tight)
as for Mr northern Twat THEIF

 

[Ms Bossy]

Howz it hanging chris, have you heard about london russ!!

 

[Chris-Kellys]

no whats he done?

 

[Ms Bossy]

seriously ill in hospital, brain hemorrage

 

[Russell Smith]

Russel,Russel,Russel

Originally posted by Northern Twat-Nexus
Russ,

That larger shandy you were drinking has obviosly warped you mind,If you remember we had a bet on that you were better than robbo in your day and you said"that robbo was overrated"and i said robbo is the best thing to happen in british paintball so we had drinking race,the bet was for your DVD for my wife for the night,whoever won would win said arguement and take the prize.



I can not believe that someone whom i tried to impart paintball knowledge when he was still in nappys has turned out the thieving nancy boy he is nowaday's.

Just to put the record striaght and to correct your above quote.

That larger i was drinking had never been anywhere near lemonade and the conversation went something along the lines off-
Russ please mate how can i make my wife happy she has not talked to me since i brought her a new mode of transport (ok you did say car but then you said it was a merc smart car )(HAHAHA)
And after i stopped laughing i explained to you that if you sold her car and put some extra money with the proceeds you could buy her a bus pass and she may just forgive you and start talking to you again.

And Robbo was first mentioned bye yourself when at your relief of my first suggestion you started talking about things which maybe you should kept to yourself, You remember when you said robbo's toooooo old now and the only reason he shave's the hair on his head is to make people think he can still grow it.
I pointed out of course that Mr Robbinson has been a personal hero of mine since I started in paintball many years ago.

At that you said it's because we are both close to getting a pension and it's just a natural affinity with some one of similar age.
You carried on saying that his day's are numbered and you want his job and if you could find that bloke in moscow he would be kept there and made to work cleaning table's at demetreoffs gay bar.

And as for your wife vs my DVD if thats all you think she is worth no wonder she writes to all the agony aunts begging for direction in her life I told her that divorce is the only way forward but she says all her family said it could never work with you and will not prove them right.

Russ.

Pete watch your back when in moscow and perhaps you should take some KY Jelly just in case.

 

[Russell Smith]

Oh chris forgot to say Gilly wants to know when your going to moscow.
he's saying something about looking after your cats while you are away or was it Pussie's !!!!! .

 

[Robbo]

Re: Russel,Russel,Russel

Originally posted by Russell Smith

Originally posted by Northern Twat-Nexus
Russ,

That larger shandy you were drinking has obviosly warped you mind,If you remember we had a bet on that you were better than robbo in your day and you said"that robbo was overrated"and i said robbo is the best thing to happen in british paintball so we had drinking race,the bet was for your DVD for my wife for the night,whoever won would win said arguement and take the prize.
I can not believe that someone whom i tried to impart paintball knowledge when he was still in nappys has turned out the thieving nancy boy he is nowaday's.
Just to put the record striaght and to correct your above quote.
That larger i was drinking had never been anywhere near lemonade and the conversation went something along the lines off-
Russ please mate how can i make my wife happy she has not talked to me since i brought her a new mode of transport (ok you did say car but then you said it was a merc smart car )(HAHAHA)
And after i stopped laughing i explained to you that if you sold her car and put some extra money with the proceeds you could buy her a bus pass and she may just forgive you and start talking to you again.

And Robbo was first mentioned bye yourself when at your relief of my first suggestion you started talking about things which maybe you should kept to yourself, You remember when you said robbo's toooooo old now and the only reason he shave's the hair on his head is to make people think he can still grow it.
I pointed out of course that Mr Robbinson has been a personal hero of mine since I started in paintball many years ago.
At that you said it's because we are both close to getting a pension and it's just a natural affinity with some one of similar age.
You carried on saying that his day's are numbered and you want his job and if you could find that bloke in moscow he would be kept there and made to work cleaning table's at demetreoffs gay bar.
And as for your wife vs my DVD if thats all you think she is worth no wonder she writes to all the agony aunts begging for direction in her life I told her that divorce is the only way forward but she says all her family said it could never work with you and will not prove them right.

Russ.

Pete watch your back when in moscow and perhaps you should take some KY Jelly just in case.

Hmmmm, some things need to be made clear, the guys on the team (Nexus), all of them including Chris, when it comes to comparing me with them when I was supposed to be at my best, are ten times better than I ever was.
Although I was playing (and winning) a relatively short period ago (last world Cup win was 98), the game has moved on so far since then, the guys I have on Nexus have a level of skill I can only sit back and admire and I know deep down (ego aside), they could have whoooped my ass on the field if we had ever met.

Maybe in a 'one on one' I could have held my own and then I gotta say, it's still debatable but in a real game, they would have cooked me alive.
I could hold a marker pretty well back in the day, but I couldn't hold a candle to some of the guys who are about on the circuit nowadays, lucky for me, my team is full of the damn bast*rds !!
So, you lost your bet I'm afraid
Robbo