The ultimate pointless thread!

[HUSH HUSH]

Drat and double drat. I thought they would get you all.

Your too smart for me and clearly have more time on your hands than me too.

5) You would possible have to buy a new Get Well Card, due to teh original being covered in blood or the fact that when the cut occured, you screamed "Arrrggghh! Fcuking, cnuting peice of sh!t!" and either, tore it to peices or screwed it up. Or, nothing would happen and you would said card to your friend or relative, safe in the knowledge that this £3.50 peice of card and paper, will cure what doctors havent. But secretly vow to yourself, never to buy another worthless peice of card and send flowers instead, as generally, Lillys are less sharp.

Lillys are s'posed to be a flower associated with funerals and death so please never send me those as a get well blessing unless you have a dark and secretive evil back ground and wish me much death.

 

[HUSH HUSH]

1.) If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

2.) If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?

3.) Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??

4.) If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?

5.) If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them?

6.) Will Wile E, Coyote ever catch that fcking road Runner?

7.) Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?

 

[JoeJr]

1.) If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

2.) If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?

3.) Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??

4.) If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?

5.) If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them?

6.) Will Wile E, Coyote ever catch that fcking road Runner?

7.) Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?

1) i dunno
2)yes defo!
3)i dunno
4)lol that one made me laugh
5)coz he hasnt got a real job and its all he can afford
6)no way
7)because you focus on what your looking at

 

[Paontball Mad]

why did we put a man on the moon before we put wheels on luggage

 

[NorthIrish]

why doesn't 'natural look' underwear have a big patch of hair on the front?

 

[TheGurkha]

1.) If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

2.) If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?

3.) Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??

4.) If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?

5.) If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them?

6.) Will Wile E, Coyote ever catch that fcking road Runner?

7.) Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?

1. yes
2. of course
3. are you a kidnapper trying to perfect your terminology?
4. i suppose it is
5. they don't backfire, he just doesn't set them up correctly.
6. i doubt it, as the original cartoon is no longer made...
7. because giving your eyes less light alows them to focus easier.

 

[TheGurkha]

1. if a schizophrenic threatens to kill himself, should it be considered as a hostage situation?
2. why does a gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
3. why has no one calculate the speed of dark?
4. why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for eons' have a 'use by' date?
5. Why, when we know the most precious thing we have is 'life', does it have absolutely no trade-in value?


i couldn't find my coat...

 

[PEBBLE]

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i got one why has so many people posted on this thread

 

[mikey601]

i got one why has so many people posted on this thread

Same reason you did

 

[Tom37]

its monday night, what else is there to do?