the things n00bs say!

[T.B.F.K.A.T.L.]

Anybody know where to get an online translator to let me read what these two are typing, because I haven't a bloody clue.

 

[slinky]

dont cry everythins gonna b alrite

Originally posted by T.B.F.K.A.T.L.
Anybody know where to get an online translator to let me read what these two are typing, because I haven't a bloody clue.

were talkin about a walk on day at a place called pointblank http://www.pointblank-paintball.co.uk/ its a gud day held normally first sunday ov every month its a gud day

 

[T.B.F.K.A.T.L.]

Okay can't find the online translator going to try to do it myself from what Ive seen:
Gud= good
Ov = Of
n = and
shoud = should
boiz = boys
JoseDominguez = Half spined, greater bearded Jar-jar who is going to be in a great deal of paint mid October.

Is this the new phonics form of English, thank god for the British education system, where are all my tax's going. Type more guys I need to add more entries into my dictionary

 

[rancid]

Originally posted by JoseDominguez
Leave the new players alone. Encouraging newbies is the only way to get our sport recognised......... and in case you haven't noticed.... talking about something you know about with someone who doesn't know much about it........and finding their lack of knowledge funny just makes you look like a tw@t.
Not long ago I didn't know one end of the marker from the other.......only way you find out is asking. Why the hell should new players feel so embarassed to ask a question? I thought we wanted more involvment.......or shall we keep the sport to ourselves.
Or maybe the newb was laughing inside............."ah, you know your paintball, but I have a complete grasp of the English language".

390 fps, priceless.

He shoots, he scores. Well said Mr 'Ming.

And Slinky, for fks sake be careful around dv8.... they'll have your soul.

 

[jag.]

Originally posted by T.B.F.K.A.T.L.
Okay can't find the online translator going to try to do it myself from what Ive seen:
Gud= good
Ov = Of
n = and
shoud = should
boiz = boys
JoseDominguez = Half spined, greater bearded Jar-jar who is going to be in a great deal of paint mid October.

Is this the new phonics form of English, thank god for the British education system, where are all my tax's going. Type more guys I need to add more entries into my dictionary

priceless.....

 

[JoseDominguez]

Jesus, what do you people expect.........have you seen the people they are allowing to teach kids??????????????

 

[T.B.F.K.A.T.L.]

Oh yeah I almost forgot your the first line of defence in educating our numpty youngsters. What do you teach again Biology or chemistry wasn't it.

 

[JoseDominguez]

Not sure really.

Currently Special needs (Autism) and physical interevention instucting (to staff).
Originaly sciences to A-level. Biology beyond.

 

[Tom Tom]

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
Isn't that interesting?

 

[Mikey D]

nope. soooo last week. like gosh