the things n00bs say!

[ChiZZerS]

ME: "bla..bla...and the ball exits the barret at around 360-390 fps"

n00b: "so why do you need to were a mask?"
n00b: "it isnt exactly going that fast?"

ahahgagahagahagahagahag!

 

[Munkeh]

Yer the ball exits the barrel 60-90 fps higher than it should! Damn those n00bs!

 

[ChiZZerS]

yer but the fact he asked why he didnt need to were a mask?

 

[slinky]

silly billy

ive got it boiz n girls why dont we send him out on the field without his mask n fire at him n he can tell us why he needs a mask when he gets out ov casualty or even in his abituarys

 

[JoseDominguez]

Leave the new players alone. Encouraging newbies is the only way to get our sport recognised......... and in case you haven't noticed.... talking about something you know about with someone who doesn't know much about it........and finding their lack of knowledge funny just makes you look like a tw@t.
Not long ago I didn't know one end of the marker from the other.......only way you find out is asking. Why the hell should new players feel so embarassed to ask a question? I thought we wanted more involvment.......or shall we keep the sport to ourselves.
Or maybe the newb was laughing inside............."ah, you know your paintball, but I have a complete grasp of the English language".

390 fps, priceless.

 

[slinky]

k

ive only been playin a month now but that guy was takin the p a bit specially with the bit bout walkin on the field without a mask its gud ur lookin out for the sport though supportin the newbies i get loadsa support form dv8 4th at campain next yr there gettin gold 2 so look out ! hopefully see ya on the field sum time mate do u eva go 2 pointblank walk on days ?

 

[ChiZZerS]

ime noy dissin noobs
i think its gr8 noos shoud play but asking why you should were a mask is out of the question!

 

[JoseDominguez]

yup, with the hellfish......... the big one with the ponytail.
Haven't been for a while (surgery and stuff)

 

[ChiZZerS]

Originally posted by JoseDominguez
Leave the new players alone. Encouraging newbies is the only way to get our sport recognised......... and in case you haven't noticed.... talking about something you know about with someone who doesn't know much about it........and finding their lack of knowledge funny just makes you look like a tw@t.
Not long ago I didn't know one end of the marker from the other.......only way you find out is asking. Why the hell should new players feel so embarassed to ask a question? I thought we wanted more involvment.......or shall we keep the sport to ourselves.
Or maybe the newb was laughing inside............."ah, you know your paintball, but I have a complete grasp of the English language".

390 fps, priceless.

oh... you do have a point... but this guy had already played b4..
i forgot to mention and i should have put this on b4...this guy was actuly ganna play in the woods with a m8 and he gad no masks to use and was gonna play without!

 

[slinky]

certifiably insane

my dad used 2 tell me ov the gud old days where they would play rec ball in the woods with pump actions n no masks n balls fresh from the freezer how crazys that lol