One time I lit my legs on fire and ran into the ocean to put them out. That's pretty stupid, well at least the lighting my legs on fire part...
The Stupedist thing you have seen
- Thread starter Tom Tom
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So far I've achieved stupidity of running into a parked car (stitches were involved in recovery). Fooling around with pepper spray and well suffice to say, "It don't taste good." As for other incidents of stupidity memory recollections are hazy. Alcohol was not involved with the top two incidents at all.
On the field safety somehow becomes my only true concern.
On the field safety somehow becomes my only true concern.
lol.
same here, never do stoopid things on the fields (less its safe and within the rules)
as for fire...a long list....mainly due to delia smith tempting me! ( i dont get on well with cooking equipment...never sit on a lit stove!)
i tried to launch a homemade missille with a petrol bomb, it didnt smash so i shook the bottle to put out the flame (now that is stoopid) my hand caught fire, and i promptly dunked it in the sand, then into sea water (oooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww!!!!)
same here, never do stoopid things on the fields (less its safe and within the rules)
as for fire...a long list....mainly due to delia smith tempting me! ( i dont get on well with cooking equipment...never sit on a lit stove!)
i tried to launch a homemade missille with a petrol bomb, it didnt smash so i shook the bottle to put out the flame (now that is stoopid) my hand caught fire, and i promptly dunked it in the sand, then into sea water (oooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww!!!!)
Chip fat
Hi there
well i was about 12 and wanted some chips no parents home so i thought what the hell seen mum doing it before so out comes the chip pan heat the lard up go watch tele forget about it smell burning run to kichen smoke every where **** my self pick up the pan put it outside burn my hand AND HERE IT COMES THE STUPID BIT bucket of water A big no no burn eye brows and hair lol i looked like a right TW8T
Hi there
well i was about 12 and wanted some chips no parents home so i thought what the hell seen mum doing it before so out comes the chip pan heat the lard up go watch tele forget about it smell burning run to kichen smoke every where **** my self pick up the pan put it outside burn my hand AND HERE IT COMES THE STUPID BIT bucket of water A big no no burn eye brows and hair lol i looked like a right TW8T
I cut my thumb, down the side of the nail, with a rusty machete once and had to have a tetnis injection.
ok, these have to be top of my list, and they all happened today at seres 2002.
on the woodland field there was a guy running down the tape, but he was looking infield and shooting.....................so he ran (at full speed) into this 4 inch thick tree. His arms and legs kind wraped round the tree as they went forward as his boddy stopped and then he bounced back and crashed to the ground.
and two, on the tire field a guy broke the left tape and got ino a kinda horse shoe bunker. He was taking paint from down the tape when on of his own team started shooting at him too.
"its me you tw*t, stop f*cking shhoting at me you wa*ker, you f*cking stupid a*s hole..................etc."
the team then shot out the rest of the opposition and the guy who was in the bunker got out, ran to the top of the field, and stopped.
"you can ring the f*cking flag, im not moving"
we were roling around laughing at both, god day guys!!!
on the woodland field there was a guy running down the tape, but he was looking infield and shooting.....................so he ran (at full speed) into this 4 inch thick tree. His arms and legs kind wraped round the tree as they went forward as his boddy stopped and then he bounced back and crashed to the ground.
and two, on the tire field a guy broke the left tape and got ino a kinda horse shoe bunker. He was taking paint from down the tape when on of his own team started shooting at him too.
"its me you tw*t, stop f*cking shhoting at me you wa*ker, you f*cking stupid a*s hole..................etc."
the team then shot out the rest of the opposition and the guy who was in the bunker got out, ran to the top of the field, and stopped.
"you can ring the f*cking flag, im not moving"
we were roling around laughing at both, god day guys!!!
On the field
I bunkered a guy off the break on a hyperball field, sadly so did another of my teammates, oh he was already eliminated I think their entire team shot me out at once (my legs STILL hurt!)
Richard
I bunkered a guy off the break on a hyperball field, sadly so did another of my teammates, oh he was already eliminated
I think their entire team shot me out at once (my legs STILL hurt!)Richard