The Stupedist thing you have seen

[Tom Tom]

We have been hearing of peoples friends who are considering doing some stupid stuff, has any one actually seen it with their own eyes?

(Ok so this is someone elses story)

A guy was complaining about the goggles fogging all day and wanted to play with out them and of course got told to leave on the mask.

So through the day he was watched like a hawk but marshalls noticed he was not fogging up. On closer inspection it was reveald that he had taken the lenses out of the mask and so was not fogging.

What a Muppet.

The other usual one is kids who fog up and lift the goggles.

Any other incredible stories from the incrediably stupid?

 

[OhhhNooo]

i have one

I was at speedball once and in the middle of battle he ran out of paint. So he removes his goggles and walks out of his bunker. Someone fromt he opposite team shoots paint at him and hits him in his face. Thank god he was shot on the cheeck and no where else. His response to the whole thing was

" i took my mask off so i could walk away i t hought u do that in paintball?" i reply

"dont ever take ur mask off cause u get shot in the face like what just happend to u"

he says fine than about 20 mins later what do i see?

The exact same thing happens AGAIN to him. he ran out of paint and was shot on the fore-head.

Kids never learn

 

[Mysteriousmoose]

I got one. There was a kid who tried to bunker someone. The person shot him before he got there so he took off his mask and punched the guy who shot him and proceded to beat the smack out of him. He would have continued this had I not tackled his ass. I was a ref if you haven't guessed already. Needless to say he doesn't play paintball any more

 

[TheRo0sTer]

Can I post NON Paintball related Stupid people stories? I haven't seen to many stupid manuvers in paintball. But I tell you I have seen some really stupid things done by people!

 

[STTAB]

i sttabed myself in the head with a fork a few days ago.

i was in silent study and me and my friend were really bored so we started stabbing eachother with my fork.

he said that some people can block out pain...i demonstrated this by putting 4 holes in my head

i am sane...really!!!...well you'd need to make an encyclopedia of my stupidity...not so much im stoopid (in fact im quite smart) i just have a deranged sense of humour.

i ate 10 paintballs as a bet once.

 

[Tortoise-Licker]

LOL

Stabb do us sane people a favour and stay north of the border.
Its no wonder that us English think that the Scots are mad. What poseses two friends to start stabbing each other with forks? How much booze was involved? Kinder reminds me of that urban myth when two russians were having a drinking dare game. It got wilder and wilder until it ended in one lopping his own head off with a chainsaw. Is this your next game stabb?
No wonder Hadrian built a wall to keep youz lot north of the border

 

[Buddha 3]

Better yet, no wonder we dug the English Channel and the North Sea to keep them away.

 

[STTAB]

well at least we werent conquered by the romans!!!!!

no booze was involved, it was just funny. to prove the point that scots are stingy, i just completed a deal on mine and a friends new marker and kit

£520 :

- Sterling Sovereign + stock
- 3 x 20oz CO2 bottles
- Evolution Autococker
- 12" DYE barrels - Stainless Steel
- 12" DYE barrels - Aluminium (coloured black). Very lightweight.
- Blue gun bag,
- In-line WDP air regulator
- Extendable PT (air/CO2 Pass Through) stock - excellent for a remote
setup. Keeps the gun light
-battle pak
-recorded delivery

 

[Tortoise-Licker]

Originally posted by STTAB
well at least we werent conquered by the romans!!!!!

Hey to the best of my knowledge My ancestors were never conquered by the romans. being from Cornwall by descent I don't think the romans bothered with us. The Normans though thats a different story but then they had a go at most of the British Ilses.

 

[Richard Kirke (DUPS Rocket) UK]

I once hit myself over the head

with a golf club, had to have a stitch in my head!

I'm not even a Scott!

Richard