Think you got it bad? Somehow I got dubbed with the field nickname "Crab Friend"...exactly how I have NO idea, just an utterance by one of my former buddies from waaaay out in the sticks.
How about Typo, Switch, Zoner, Crawl, Filthy, Itchy, A.M. (if you're out in the wee hours of the morning a lot), Brewski, Binger, Ichabod, Tryst, or maybe even Ping?