The Rumour Mill

[Missy-Q]

I never kiss on a first E-date; you must think I'm sort of virtual slag Cook$, I am virtuous I'll have you know and most certainly not inclined toward the Stongle version of sexuality thankyou.

But if anyone's looking for a virtual slag....

 

[Robbo]

But if anyone's looking for a virtual slag....

Corrrrr blimey, that's rich coming from an individual who would nail any poor wench that was unlucky enough to venture within a 3 mile radius of your pheromone trap.

Mind you, I wish I had one tenth your scorecard tho a slight improvement on the 'quality' side of things wouldn't have gone amiss

 

[Cook$]

I am virtuous I'll have you know and most certainly not inclined toward the Stongle version of sexuality thankyou.

Stongle is all things to all men. And maybe, someday, to some lucky girl.

 

[Dusty]

Bring it on then, Marathon Man!

Thats about the most accurate description of Piper I've ever heard, Marathon was the old name for Snickers.....

 

[Fisz]

...and Twix was Raiders...

 

[evil sharks matt]

...and Twix was Raiders...

Twix was Raiders??? Is that real or just a rumour?

 

[Robbo]

..... Marathon was the old name for Snickers.....

... And Ashuanta Twink the old name for Stongle.

 

[evil sharks matt]

... And Ashuanta Twink the old name for Stongle.

Hmmmm dont get it!.............google isnt helping either haha

I can only imagine its taking the piss out of Glens sexuality? or maybe an old name for a fight?

 

[Robbo]

Hmmmm dont get it!.............google isnt helping either haha

I can only imagine its taking the piss out of Glen's sexuality? or maybe an old name for a fight?

 

[stongle]

You rotters! I thought this was paintball rumors, not the News of the World!

You ought to be hearing from my lawyers, although if it quacks like a duck.....

Pete, if it weren't for the fact that divorce is so expensive I'll happily go mono et mono in a south London pulling contest. Your Steve Austin (plus tache) Vs my metro sexual Terry Thomas!

Let the crackers see the cheese!