She has found it, apparently she takes photos and dates of new guns that appear! She claims its for the house contents insurance, I call bullsh!t on that!
Plus I blame you and that big arse box it came in! Thats when she asked questions, in that sly way women do,
"have you had any post or deliveries today babe?"
"no?"
"so whats with that box addressed to you then!"
god if she was on murder she wrote it would only be on for 5 mins max!