Pfft!
The Marquis de sade would be a marshall...
...that way he could touch anyone up on the pretence of looking for hits, inflict pain by pulling the wrong thing when going for an armband
and, if he got bored, stand infront of a 50 bunker and wait for a front player to come out and offload a stream of paint into his nadgers.
If he read the field particuarly well he could get shot in the ar$e and nadgers at the same time... coup!
Urban