Jonathon, I think you will find my 'fetish' is shared by a large group of people
Including - Stoney, Pebble, Dickie, Simon, B Mayo, LB, Drew Templeton, Tyler Humphrey, Ollie Lang etc etc... So... you know Who of us is in the cooler minority
The kid you just paid hundreds of dollars to that I am oh so jealous of you cheeky sausage who is now my idol purely down to the fact 4 of you on your team now have Tree Trunks. One day I will get a trunk and the world will make sense again, the sun will shine, flowers will bloom, the sweet whisper of distant poetry will echo through the night skys, and across my face will be a smile, a smile like a rainbow... oh one day