THE MAN RULES

[Bolter]

My girlfriend was painting the hallway yesterday. She had a full pot of paint balanced precariously on the very top of the step ladder, and in the middle of telling me off, probably for existing, waved her arm around and knocked the pot of paint all over my VERY expensive tiles, carpet, all in one of my coats, basically a disaster! Now, I immediately start to try to help, and I notice she has the hump with me! Apparently, if she f*cks up, Im still to blame

What gets me the most is how they dont think we notice all this crazy sh*t!

 

[dbenson]

Haha like this thread and will definitely be worth reading again may be when with the girlfriend

 

[leachy]

This is a notice hanging in my kitchen.

THE RULES​

1. The FEMALE always makes THE RULES​

2.THE RULES are always subject to change without prior notice.​

3.No male can possibly know all THE RULES​

4. If the female suspects the male knows some or all of THE RULES she must change all or some of THE RULES​

5. The female is never wrong.​

6. If the female is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did.​

7. The male must apologise for said misunderstanding.​

8. The male is always wrong​

9.The male may be right if he agrees with the female unless she wants him to disagree.​

10.The female may change her mind at any time.​

11. The male may never change his mind without the written consent of the female.​

12. The female has every right to be upset or angry at any time.​

13. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and/or upset.​

14. The female must under no circumstances let the male know weather she wants him to be angry and/or upset.​

15. The male is expected to mind read at all times.​

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I will be celebrating my 19th wedding anniversary in 4 weeks I think working to these rules has helped things ​

 

[Bambulus]

Haha like this thread and will definitely be worth reading again may be when with the girlfriend

Careful, you might be charged with writing it!

 

[dbenson]

I'm sure I will be fine lol

 

[maca]

My better half has got a magnet on the fridge that reads
When i married Mr Right i did not realise his first name was always
Well she lets me get away with thinking i'm always right, it's one of her rules lol

 

[dbenson]

Just read through them with her and she was laughing at them got away with it .... or so I think!

 

[Jlowe]

aha LAD^^