The latest paintball vehicle...
- Thread starter manike
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Dude! Check out the kick ass features:
FEATURES:
*Fits under MOST bridge underpasses.
*The first SUV to be rated in Gallons per Mile by the EPA
*Meet interesting people while waiting in line at Interstate Weight Stations.
*When kids do the arm signal, you get to honk that really cool air horn!
*Get a big rush when your Firestone tires blow out.
*Lots of road-hugging weight for occupant protection, the ULTIMATE in safety.
*Can seat 20. Go ahead, take the WHOLE soccer team.
*Can tow your camper, yacht, a trailer-load of frozen pizzas, or even your house!
*Yours for under $200,000 ($100,000 for truck chassis + $100,000 standard SUV markup)
I'm liking the look of The Grand Denominator myself
I'm also lovin' their safety considerations too:
Listed as a feature of the Grand Denominator:
beer cooler (go ahead, drive drunk, nothing's gonna kill you in this thing!)
Haven't you got anything better to do Manike??
FEATURES:
*Fits under MOST bridge underpasses.
*The first SUV to be rated in Gallons per Mile by the EPA
*Meet interesting people while waiting in line at Interstate Weight Stations.
*When kids do the arm signal, you get to honk that really cool air horn!
*Get a big rush when your Firestone tires blow out.
*Lots of road-hugging weight for occupant protection, the ULTIMATE in safety.
*Can seat 20. Go ahead, take the WHOLE soccer team.
*Can tow your camper, yacht, a trailer-load of frozen pizzas, or even your house!
*Yours for under $200,000 ($100,000 for truck chassis + $100,000 standard SUV markup)
I'm liking the look of The Grand Denominator myself
I'm also lovin' their safety considerations too:
Listed as a feature of the Grand Denominator:
beer cooler (go ahead, drive drunk, nothing's gonna kill you in this thing!)
Haven't you got anything better to do Manike??
Have you not clicked on the order form yet??
That is very funny, especially the personal Qs at the bottom, somebody out there has taken a lot of time setting that site up, very well done.
That is very funny, especially the personal Qs at the bottom, somebody out there has taken a lot of time setting that site up, very well done.
that is one of the reason why i am proud to be an american where at least i know im free dah dah dah dah, i cant think of the rest of the song
You know, run that puppy on diesel, and you've got a "Shaggin Wagon" for days!
It'd come in handy, the money spent on gas (petrol for you other folks) is minor compared ot the cash yuo'd save on a hotel room. And i tlooks like a few of those come wiht showers, full kitchens and possibly a housemaid to clean up.
Or was that a dream I had?
-Tyger
It'd come in handy, the money spent on gas (petrol for you other folks) is minor compared ot the cash yuo'd save on a hotel room. And i tlooks like a few of those come wiht showers, full kitchens and possibly a housemaid to clean up.
Or was that a dream I had?
-Tyger
