Easy one
The perfect way to find your team name:
Take 1x Case Wife-Beater (or equivalent)
1x ltr vodka
Assorted 'recreational' aids
Pen and paper.
Consume said ingredients whilst watching a selection of movies including /Black Hawk Down' and 'Debbie does Dallas'
Write down all names suggested by consumption of ingredients and viewing of said films
Two days later (when you can focus/think/not dribble) again - pick name at random.
Voila! Your Team has a name
Well, it worked for Monkey love