OK, I have just got to the PC and read this sh!te, what seems obvious to me is this prick Paul from Swat is annoyed at me and has become abusive to the point where he is saying things that are quite personal.
No problemo, I have had it many times before, now, me personally, if I am gonna sit behind a PC and give it the Billy Big'un, if and when the other guy calls me out, I have got to go...coz if I don't, I am gonna look pretty silly and would most definitely look like a coward.
The vast majority of people on here know full well I am a man of my word and so I am gonna say this, Paul, from Swat or from whatever hovel you live in, if you are so pissed at me, and so insulting, I think you should take it up with me personally, I mean, we wouldn't want people running away with the idea you ain't a man ...now would we.
Nah, I mean, you are a man aren't you???
Coz a man, a real man, stands by what he says doesn't he?
You have tried to take me on here with your wit and intelligence but I'm afraid that had as much chance of being successful as Piper has of refusing a donut.
For me, I care about what people think of me, I would soooo hate for anybody to think I just talk the talk, and so, you have a fantastic opportunity here to make an old man like me, walk the walk.
You got my number, use it if you have anything between your legs that resembles inflated raisins.
You either apologise for this cr@p you wrote or...well, you know what I'm sure