Stormbird survives Killer Birds Attack!

[Just Curious]

Correction

Storm Pig,

I have just been informed that the name 'Storm Pig" was Not thought up by the Team mentioned in my previous post.

Apparently, it was first dreamed up on the Thursday Night in the bar by a person/persons unknown to myself!!

As u know, the Team I mentioned previous, along with their compatriots, were in no fit state to even string a sentence togeather never mind come up with the aforementioned name and remember it the next day!

I can only conclude therefore, that yes, somebody else must have come up with it.

Prostitute,

Yup, just been reliably informed that I am incorrect, no need for any cash transactions,,,,although, I'm sure you are quite used to them!!

cya soon.

 

[pat]

Thanks Jimmy For that ,,,,,,,,As Myself And Paul Batho Told Leeanne we were sItting Outside The Bar When The (Storm pigs ) Name Was mentioned By 2 People Standing Against The wall at the bar From A ENGLISH Team Members Who were comparing them to the Russian Girls. So before the finger Gets pointed Please Check the facts Before pointing The Finger ,,,,pat

 

[Just Curious]

Apologies!!

Pat,

When Paul called today and put me straight with the story, I knew it had to be true....there was no way we or any other members of the squad could have come up with it as we were all to bolloxed to speak!!!!!!!

Though I do remember threatening to leave a small package in Martins bag!!

Again, apologies,,,I put 2 and 2 togeather and got 26!!

Well, u know what they say about us Irish,, we can't count past 1,2,3,,,,,,,,,BOOM!!!!


cya Sunday mate.

 

[Storm Pig]

So who then?

Okay - so it isn't my second favourite team.

But who? We may not turn eyes like Avangard but calling us Pigs is a bit below the belt especially as there where no male models - in my opinion - there. The only bloke worth turning your head for was someone called Mark and he appeared to be able to play paintball too. Anyone got his number?

Just think if you are going to say it you should be man enough to admit it, unless of course you are not much of a man and need to say things like that to boost your own ego. Did the Avangard girls not look at you? I suppose if even a pig doesn't chat you up you don't have much hope, do you?

 

[pat]

L/A If you dont have marks number Or you have Thrown it away ,,,,,,,,, Phone His Brother ASA He,ll Give You It

see you tommorow corinthian 4.30 x

 

[Just Curious]

Avangard??

Who were they???

You are right about the Male Models though,,just a lot of fat British blokes running about with their t-shirts off,,,,oh and ASA!!



And this guy Mark,,, if its the same Mark I think you are talking about he was always running away from the action!!

Mr.Sponge is his nickname I think!!

 

[olly]

Only Certain of one thing

All we from the Killer Birds aka Killer Clowns aka northern gits plus one half frog can say is that it was'nt Jon or any of the team playing in am.

Jon had ran past by then.

Fingers are pointing at guest Dan from Nitro and Andy I am now a paint monster Hat's !!

Debate is still going on.

Jon is still getting wound up when people call him a bully, so when anyone sees him with his Nitro (blue) fade eclipse cocker, please call him bully.

PS. Glad to here you are better.

 

[Hatts]

I thought we had this all sorted out...It was John...no question about it.

Despite the fact he had already run past the bunker, was facing completely the wrong way and wasn't even firing by that stage, plus the fact that the other 4 of us were hosing the wingnut like it was some kinda monster from our childhood nightmares...it was still John.

I mean come on..if Lee Harvey Oswald can have magic bullets...why can't John have magic balls....ooo errr!

Well that's my statement officer

(If there's going to be an ID parade do we get to keep our masks on?)

Seriously, I'm just glad you were OK at the end of the day and indeed at the end of the tourney. It was a hard weekend for all those involved and I actually think the 'Birds played well (considering the size of the hangovers you guys were carrying...and Janine...you're a pain in the butt...when I'm shooting at you your SUPPOSED to duck back into your bunker not fire back at me ...sheesh! women what can you do with 'em. )

On a slightly different note, I actually thought the name "Storm Pigs" sounded like a pretty cool name for a team, sort of along the lines of a "Hogs of War" thing, until I realised the context of how it was said. Quite frankly I'm pretty disgusted and I think it was (and still is) bang out of order. I doubt those in question will ever have the balls to own up to it but quite frankly...who cares. Just another couple of sad losers trying to sound tough/cool/hard in front of their fat beer swilling mates...whatever.

I think you're all lovely (especially that "red eyes" thing you've got going on first thing in the morning ) ...oh better watch what I say or Gillie's gonna kill me.

Attention everyone...go out and hug a Storm Bird today! They deserve it

 

[WKD]

Like i said before it wasnt me!

Hatts have you got over the shock yet as how much paint you went thro i can still hear those immortal words from the other side of the field "POTTING UP"

As for the Storm Pigs insult bang out of order but then again it could have been the Portugese cos they couldnt even get your name right on the t-shirts!!

Passing thought there aint nothing sexier than a woman playing with my balls ! Oops sorry meant playing ball

 

[Storm Pig]

REWARD

Thanks to everyone that is giving us support on this matter. It has upset us quite a bit. Someone out there must know who is was and come on - it would be a laugh to name and shame them! At least everyone would then know who the small minded git is.

I am getting quite far with narrowing down the teams it could have been. So you have a choice: face it like a man or be found out! There is a reward out for any information!!

Hatts - definately John that made me fall over - I saw him when I was walking out, I just couldn't help but fall at his feet!!!