Don't hurt me Steve. I can't work my magic if you break my fingers.
The team is currently down to four players, with one tourney newcomer, my lumbering self, Jaimee Bird, who rocks but hasn't played for a year or more, and some other guy (see above). We will carry all before us, obv, so please put us anywhere you feel is proper and we'll do our best to kill 'em all.
P.S. I will have my table with me so anyone in need of treatment get in quick, this could be your last chance! See you in the little white tent.