To think I used to work next to him and I never knew that!
I can still eat hotter curry's than you tho
I can still eat hotter curry's than you tho
Sparklie's Academy... woohoo!!!
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and to think Guppy was letting ppl go with the fuel on the same night im not quite sure how soon tho. although i seem to remember someone saying that they had their 1/4 turn on/off Co2 bottle on urgent standby as an emergency extinguisher
But... Its one thing i'de love to try doing. Look great on your CV
FUBAR
im not quite sure how soon tho. although i seem to remember someone saying that they had their 1/4 turn on/off Co2 bottle on urgent standby as an emergency extinguisher But... Its one thing i'de love to try doing. Look great on your CV
FUBAR
yeah, a potential boss will read down and think:
paintball - ok this guy is a bit aggressive...
fire-breathing - ...and a pyromaniac!!! yeah, sure I'll give him a job...
paintball - ok this guy is a bit aggressive...
fire-breathing - ...and a pyromaniac!!! yeah, sure I'll give him a job...
ok, imagine the situation (btw the good on your cv thing came from a university careers advisorOriginally posted by QuackingPlums
yeah, a potential boss will read down and think:
paintball - ok this guy is a bit aggressive...
fire-breathing - ...and a pyromaniac!!! yeah, sure I'll give him a job...
)pile of 100 cvs...
they get to yours...
blah blah GCSEs...blah blah A-Levels... blah blah HE DOES FIREBREATHING! blah blah...
5hrs later at the end of the pile, a small panel of company execs are sitting round a table...
Exec 1 - "So who should we invite for an interview?"
Exec 2 - "Dunno they are all the fkn same, I hate recruiting, its so fkn hard!!"
Exec 3 - "How about that guy who did firebreathing & paintball... what was his name?"
Exec 2 - "yeah good one, what was hs name again?"
Exec 1 - (leafing thru the pile of CVs) "here he is... Quackingplums, thats a funny name.... hell we'll give him a call for an interview anyway!"
Quackingplums - (suddnely his phone rings) "Hello?..."
Exec 1 - (Via Phone) Hi this is Exec 1 from ****ing Big Wage Paying Bank Company, we would like you to come in for an interview"
Quackingplums - YAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!, now I can afford that Timmy I've always wanted!!
See!
FUBAR
and you worked this all out from firebreathing????
i think the only situation this will help is the circus and the army
but..........i do like your logic
i think the only situation this will help is the circus and the army
but..........i do like your logic
so you liked my little screenplay then
you have to admit tho, if you put firebreathing on your CV it would make you stand out from the crowd a bit. (apart from the fact that its fkn cool in its own right!)FUBAR
I don't know what a timmy is, but sounds like I want one...
Actually, but that logic, if you're applying for the army they'll probably looking for the opposite:
"Hmm, I can't decide cos they all like wargames and killing people"
"well how about that guy who enjoys reading, cooking and going to the cinema? he sounds different..."
Actually, but that logic, if you're applying for the army they'll probably looking for the opposite:
"Hmm, I can't decide cos they all like wargames and killing people"
"well how about that guy who enjoys reading, cooking and going to the cinema? he sounds different..."
a timmy is an Intimidator, someone at the Academy this month had one, can't remember who, they are Fkn good and I think / assume they are fkn expensive! especially as the guy was timing the think with his Palm Pilot PDA!! how cool is that! a computer interface for a paintgun! added to that they have a cool sounding name
FUBAR
FUBAR
You.. don't.. know.. what.. a.. Timmy.. is...?
C'mon mate, I know we're newbies and all, but (hopefully) even I've figured THAT one out!!
C'mon mate, I know we're newbies and all, but (hopefully) even I've figured THAT one out!!