Some1 take me in
- Thread starter Mak D - Nexus Eclipse
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Might be worth asking Nick @ Skirmish
Just a thought, you know the game, halfway there.
Or even better, you could apply for the Job at Phoenix, that would suit you spot on.
Just a thought, you know the game, halfway there.
Or even better, you could apply for the Job at Phoenix, that would suit you spot on.
Well, im quite stunned, gary I think were gonna seriously have to reconsider the status of our relationship....
hell yeah im serious, i can make enquiries mate?
Might be worth asking Nick @ Skirmish
Nah i dont really kno alot about markers, just how to shoot people with them, and it said on the post that you needed a good knowledge of how they work
yeah cause i could oggle at Nicola all day hehe
Nah i dont really kno alot about markers, just how to shoot people with them, and it said on the post that you needed a good knowledge of how they work
Whats to know
You pull the trigger, lots of clever bits inside put air behind the ball, and it comes out of the barrel vewy vewy fast, faster than an african or european swallow even.
See, simple stuff. Of course this level of knowledge is very hard to come by, I have probably completely blown some people's minds by the shear volume of information I have just passed on to you.
Use it well, and apply now.
You pull the trigger, lots of clever bits inside put air behind the ball, and it comes out of the barrel vewy vewy fast, faster than an african or european swallow even.
See, simple stuff. Of course this level of knowledge is very hard to come by, I have probably completely blown some people's minds by the shear volume of information I have just passed on to you.
Use it well, and apply now.
Either
Even an unladen african swallow could not keep up with a paintball, they are very fast, but a PB is very VERY fast. Can you see the difference now? Of course, if the swallow was hitching ride on a McLaren F1, then it 'may' be faster, but I dont know many swallows who know people who own McLarens.
Silentbob's Paintball Masterclass will continue next week at a nuthouse near you
Even an unladen african swallow could not keep up with a paintball, they are very fast, but a PB is very VERY fast. Can you see the difference now? Of course, if the swallow was hitching ride on a McLaren F1, then it 'may' be faster, but I dont know many swallows who know people who own McLarens.
Silentbob's Paintball Masterclass will continue next week at a nuthouse near you
hey stop jackin ma thread ya bams with all this swallowin talk, it aint a porno you kno lol.
Rite i ve just got off the fone with Nicola from Phoenix (nice lass) and she is gonna send me an application form. I am also applying for a job in Dixons call centre in Nottingham.
Thing is this is my problem, if i am going to work down south i need a place to stay, BUT if i am staying sum where i need a job to pay for it
So....... wot the hell do i do. Any1 kno a company owner that can start me straight away lol, cause if i have togo for interviews etc, obviously i aint gonna be gettin paid for that.
And here starts the greatest journey of a Scotsman lol
Mak D
lol.Rite i ve just got off the fone with Nicola from Phoenix (nice lass) and she is gonna send me an application form. I am also applying for a job in Dixons call centre in Nottingham.
Thing is this is my problem, if i am going to work down south i need a place to stay, BUT if i am staying sum where i need a job to pay for it
So....... wot the hell do i do. Any1 kno a company owner that can start me straight away lol, cause if i have togo for interviews etc, obviously i aint gonna be gettin paid for that.
And here starts the greatest journey of a Scotsman lol
Mak D
Sorry angel(pun)
Was just trying to get you up to speed (pun1) on markers, didnt mean to go off half cockered(pun2) I just act on Impulse(pun3) thats all.
Apply for the job, dont try to intimidate 'er (pun4) and you should be ok.
Surely someone out there must be able to give this top guy a couple of weeks free (was)board(pun5) to give him a chance to attend job interviews. If not it will be a bit of a shocker(pun6).
Was just trying to get you up to speed (pun1) on markers, didnt mean to go off half cockered(pun2) I just act on Impulse(pun3) thats all.
Apply for the job, dont try to intimidate 'er (pun4) and you should be ok.
Surely someone out there must be able to give this top guy a couple of weeks free (was)board(pun5) to give him a chance to attend job interviews. If not it will be a bit of a shocker(pun6).