Found this ****e on some website! Thought you'd love to read it.
Paintball is stupid. If you play paintball you are stupid.
Paintball is for girls. If you play paintball you are a girl.
Only wussies play paintball. If you are a wuss you must play paintball.
Paintball killed JFK. Only assassins play paintball.
Paintballs give gonorrhea. If you play paintball you have gonorrhea.
Only people with low I.Q.'s play paintball. If you play paintball you have a
low I.Q.
IF it wasn't for paintball world hunger wouldn't exist. People are hungry
because of paintball.
Paintball makes gas prices high. If you want low gas prices don't play
paintball.
Paintball isn't a sport. Only little girls who like tag play paintball.
Paintball guns are only good for drivebys.Paintball guns should be illegal
so people wouldn't do drivebys.
!5% of adults will suffer brain damage from paintball. If you want brain
damage then play paintball.
My grandma is too tough to play paintball. If you play paintball you are
weaker than my grandma.
Paintballs make holes in the O-zone. If you want to burn up then play
paintball.
Save the dolphins. Don't play paintball.
People who play paintball suck. You suck if you play paintball.
Only ugly people play paintball. Your ugly if you play paintball.
I shoot people in the face with paintballs. Paintball should be illegal so I
can't do this.
Only heterosexuals play paintball. If you play paintball you are straight.
DaCainster likes to be analy probed. If you like to be analy probed you are
DaCainster.
McDonald's rips people off because of paintball. If paintball was banned
McDonalds would rule.
Only homosexuals play paintball. If you play paintball you are gay.
Paintball players drink tea and eat toast like losers. Anybody who owns a
toaster is a loser.
DaCainster eats dog poop. If you eat dog poop you are DaCainster.
Paintball was responsible for Vietnam. If you like paintball you are a
commy.
Paintball was responsible for the gold standard. If you like paintball you
think all populists should die.
Alda Allan's hair turned gray because of paintball. MASH would still be on
if you didn't play paintball.
Paintball made Microsoft a monopoly. Only people who like Parker Brothers
play paintball.
Paintball made Janet Reno look like a man. You must not like women if you
play paintball.
If it wasn't for paintball Scrabble would have two X's. You can't spell if
you play paintball.
Paintball will give you cancer. You must want to die if you play paintball.
Anybody who plays paintball drinks goat milk. Goat milk is for paintball
players.
DaCainster's momma is so easy I thought I was playing "Who Wan't to be a
Millionare?." If you are easy you must be DaCainsters mother.
Paintball made the North Pole Cold. Only people who like frostbite play
paintball.
Paintball is stupid. If you play paintball you are stupid.
Paintball is for girls. If you play paintball you are a girl.
Only wussies play paintball. If you are a wuss you must play paintball.
Paintball killed JFK. Only assassins play paintball.
Paintballs give gonorrhea. If you play paintball you have gonorrhea.
Only people with low I.Q.'s play paintball. If you play paintball you have a
low I.Q.
IF it wasn't for paintball world hunger wouldn't exist. People are hungry
because of paintball.
Paintball makes gas prices high. If you want low gas prices don't play
paintball.
Paintball isn't a sport. Only little girls who like tag play paintball.
Paintball guns are only good for drivebys.Paintball guns should be illegal
so people wouldn't do drivebys.
!5% of adults will suffer brain damage from paintball. If you want brain
damage then play paintball.
My grandma is too tough to play paintball. If you play paintball you are
weaker than my grandma.
Paintballs make holes in the O-zone. If you want to burn up then play
paintball.
Save the dolphins. Don't play paintball.
People who play paintball suck. You suck if you play paintball.
Only ugly people play paintball. Your ugly if you play paintball.
I shoot people in the face with paintballs. Paintball should be illegal so I
can't do this.
Only heterosexuals play paintball. If you play paintball you are straight.
DaCainster likes to be analy probed. If you like to be analy probed you are
DaCainster.
McDonald's rips people off because of paintball. If paintball was banned
McDonalds would rule.
Only homosexuals play paintball. If you play paintball you are gay.
Paintball players drink tea and eat toast like losers. Anybody who owns a
toaster is a loser.
DaCainster eats dog poop. If you eat dog poop you are DaCainster.
Paintball was responsible for Vietnam. If you like paintball you are a
commy.
Paintball was responsible for the gold standard. If you like paintball you
think all populists should die.
Alda Allan's hair turned gray because of paintball. MASH would still be on
if you didn't play paintball.
Paintball made Microsoft a monopoly. Only people who like Parker Brothers
play paintball.
Paintball made Janet Reno look like a man. You must not like women if you
play paintball.
If it wasn't for paintball Scrabble would have two X's. You can't spell if
you play paintball.
Paintball will give you cancer. You must want to die if you play paintball.
Anybody who plays paintball drinks goat milk. Goat milk is for paintball
players.
DaCainster's momma is so easy I thought I was playing "Who Wan't to be a
Millionare?." If you are easy you must be DaCainsters mother.
Paintball made the North Pole Cold. Only people who like frostbite play
paintball.
