Ummmm... jb, all you're going to acheive there is an expensive paint blender - by holding the sear down so it doesn't catch on the hammer it will cycle much too fast for the paint to feed properly. If you ever ran low on gas when you were playing and your marker started going brrrrrrrrrrrap and creaming paint, that's what'll happen.
... I suppose that our mighty Joe Bob had been submitted to enough of a beating now, yes?
Give the poor little guy a break... so he says stupid things every now and then, and needs to be TOLD, but this is silly. Leave him alone. Or I'll.... erm.... do nothing!
& don't knock Spyders, so they aren't top of the range, but I have to start somewhere!