smart parts will sponsor everyone, everything, even the squirells. Then will then buy zimbabwe, and a few other countrys. With the rest of the world then realising if something isnt done soon smart parts will control the world.
so... nike, coke and tesco all unite to sponsor asda, aldi and adidas who then sponsor nike, coke and tesco back. That way creating a super army shooting custom anno'ed ego7s. Smart parts and the super team then hold the biggest paintball tournament the world has ever witnessed... and yes! there is a live broadcast!!!!!! BUT!! what the super team didn't realise is that smart parts had custom anno'ed custom milled!! year2034 GDH shockers!! oh my god!!!! ( they got the ideas using the time machine the heavily sponsored squirells created). But everyone on pbnation was like...
"shens shens", "Looks fugly", omfg thats would be a bitch to clean with thats milling!"
anyways....
the new 2034 GDH shockers mugged everyone out and hung the flag.
eveyone then dies apart from smart parts people.
or something along those lines anyway.
p.s - joy will go to dye.