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So who's going to be dropped then ???

JoeJr

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smart parts will sponsor everyone, everything, even the squirells. Then will then buy zimbabwe, and a few other countrys. With the rest of the world then realising if something isnt done soon smart parts will control the world.
so... nike, coke and tesco all unite to sponsor asda, aldi and adidas who then sponsor nike, coke and tesco back. That way creating a super army shooting custom anno'ed ego7s. Smart parts and the super team then hold the biggest paintball tournament the world has ever witnessed... and yes! there is a live broadcast!!!!!! BUT!! what the super team didn't realise is that smart parts had custom anno'ed custom milled!! year2034 GDH shockers!! oh my god!!!! ( they got the ideas using the time machine the heavily sponsored squirells created). But everyone on pbnation was like...

"shens shens", "Looks fugly", omfg thats would be a bitch to clean with thats milling!"

anyways....

the new 2034 GDH shockers mugged everyone out and hung the flag.

eveyone then dies apart from smart parts people.


or something along those lines anyway.

p.s - joy will go to dye.
 

Missy-Q

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Virtue's first prediction is strangely more likely than his 2nd one.

If we're just making stuff up, then Dynasty will leave JT and SP, even though they are contractually locked in until doomsday, and the Ironmen will leave Dye, even though they are actually owned and operated by Dye.

Wow - making crazy shxt up is actually pretty easy. Is there anyone left on these forums who knows what they are talking about? I've been gone a while....
 

Robbo

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I don't think SP will be in any rush to pick up anybody seeing as they laid off 28 workers in what seems like a cost cutting exercise to me tho it was denied and passed off as a 'seasonal adjustment', funny that, I don't remember them laying off 28 people last year....or the year before......or even the year before that ....hmmmmmm.....things must be getting tight.
 

Missy-Q

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I don't think SP will be in any rush to pick up anybody seeing as they laid off 28 workers in what seems like a cost cutting exercise to me tho it was denied and passed off as a 'seasonal adjustment', funny that, I don't remember them laying off 28 people last year....or the year before......or even the year before that ....hmmmmmm.....things must be getting tight.
Change of assembly location would be my best guess. Standard practice these days and not something we should read too much into. 'Cost cutting exercise' is still valid though of course.
 

Cusack

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I think an important question to ask is how could any paintball-sized company have 28 employees that they don't NEED?







..On second thoughts it's probably just lawyers and patent filers :eek: