smoke grenades: fire hazard?

[Tom37]

sod it i think we've established that smoke isnt worth the fuss... so lets turn this into a thread about crazy/funny/downright dangerous stuff we've dont to punters... sounds a lot more fun

 

[Fish]

sounds good to me... im starting working at my local soon and i wnat some good ideas too, stuff that hasn't been done before and'll raise eyebrows without causing a lawsuit would be appreciated

 

[Tom37]

well for other marshalls, theres always the marker pen inside the face mask... it got so bad at our site that anyone that does it now gets fired

 

[Fish]

wow, isn't thata bit over the top??? or did literally everyone get it at one time or another... and i suppose that if you guys lose the respect of the customer sthey wont listen to your safety advice... etc

 

[Tom37]

wow, isn't thata bit over the top??? or did literally everyone get it at one time or another... and i suppose that if you guys lose the respect of the customer sthey wont listen to your safety advice... etc

na it wasnt an issue until it happend to michael (andys son) and micheal went into a rage mad: )infront of the punters, at which point it was banned aparently it wasnt funny for it to happen to him

 

[Fish]

i see... so how'd you get him back for dropping you all in it, so to speak??? or haven't you in case he goes crying to his dad???

 

[Dskize]

buy mark 9 thunderflashes they are fun (and just dangerous enough) you throw them near punters randomly throughout... gives the game a bit atmos as theyre ****ing loud

 

[Fish]

are they the ones that just go bang and make a little flash of light (basically the gun powder giving whats known as a report; to us pyromaniacs ) or are they the ones that make like 5 or 6 loud bangs on the trot but only explode once???

 

[Tom37]

i was having a look for something like that, but couldnt find anything under about £30 (airsoft site)

where do you get them?

Edit: and the "crying to daddy" jokes havnt stopped yet, was about 3 weeks ago

 

[Fish]

well, obviously if your buying for a site then the prices should reduce pretty drastically if you either set up an account with the company or bulk buy... if they are the same as those described above by myself, then ive seen them sold by sites at the same price as regular smokes or grenades... are you sure that wasn't like a bag of 15 for £30 or so...?

that is the one thing i like about marshalls and the job itself, its that everyone seems to be a close nit family and they all joke with each other and yet keep their aire of superiority about them because they are what is between the punter and a blind one having lifted his mask... etc. and because its a sport, you only get people that are interested in it signing their life/weekends away to it so everyone has something in commom