Skeet, the Poet Laureate of Paintball. You should try getting an Arts Grant. If Damien Hirst's rotting cow head is worth 1.4 million, they could throw a few quid your way.Originally posted by Skeetmaster
Tim The Yank, marked his girlfriend for Tagging,
To stop her escaping a sha**ing,
He grabbed hold of the Scruff, 'twix bumhole and muff,
Saying "I'll stop your tail from Wagging!"