Sleezy Jet

[Mario]

So, for example - in theory you're perfectly within your rights to pay for a taxi or bus fare using postage stamps ??

But I can graffiti my cow in Texas, just not someone else's !! Crazy.

to both points - yes.

However i wouldn't bother trying to pay with stamps as youll more than likely be hit - really hard, in the balls.

 

[Red]

did you know its perfectly legal to kill a welshman in bradford on a wednesday....as long as you use a crossbow!!!!

Fancy trying out the legalities of that one chap ? - I'll look forward to your postcard from Hotel HMP !!

I'm building up to asking Mario to test this postage stamp theory, and post up his results ...

Edit; so you're not up for testing the theory then dude ? (paying with postage stamps, not being hit in the balls!)

Edit 2; So, (thinking about this waaaaay too much!) if they're legal tender you could also walk into a bank and have them exchanged for cash !?!

 

[titoburito]

did you know its perfectly legal to kill a welshman in bradford on a wednesday....as long as you use a crossbow!!!!

also legal to kill a welshman at noon within the walls of chester

every male over the age of 14 must have 4 hours of archery per day

and every man must own a goat(im sure pot bitch would suffice)

sTevie::C

 

[khanzo]

All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy

Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI)

Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow

A license is required to keep a lunatic.

Damaging the grass is illegal.

It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow

most wont be true but its still funy

 

[SpAnKy1000]

When flying you are allowed 20kg for you cargo lugage, but if you say you have 'Sports' equipment you get an extra 10 or 12kg free, This is what happend to me going to catalunya.

Spank's

 

[Missy Q]

It is still ilegal in the British army to have sex with a woman within 3 hours of her riding a horse. Men doing this were charged with rape. The theory is that after riding a horse and getting all that crotchular motion the woman would be so turned on that she would have sex with pretty much anyone, and would be unable to control herself. After 3 hours she should have calmed down enough for a shag though...

Sounds perfectly reasonable.

 

[Equinox]

its also legal in the UK for a Taxi Driver to give you a medical examination before entering his mode of transport.. (this dates back to the horse & Cart)

Am not 100% certain on this one as im sure this was changed at some point in modern legal history...
But...
It used to be Legal to urinate on your Near Side Front Tyre of your car if you feel the need to relieve yourself while traveling..

 

[Mario]

'blype' is the type of skin that peels off you when your sunburnt...

sperm leaves the penis at 30mph.

sesame streets bert and ernie are named so after bert the cop and ernie the taxi driver from 'its a wonderful life'

 

[davejeff66]

It is illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas Day.

 

[jj igotcha]

have flown easyjet many times and never had a problem,they have a commonsense approach to carrying markers unlike some other airlines and at the end of the day you pays your money and you takes your choice.