I'm going to open a site, it'll be great.
Worlds most advance marker....... heat seeking smart ammo, can take out the opposing team via remote control from the on site bar.
Ask our senior marker tech (Elvis Presley) about ROF and range, with our new 18" rifled precision barrel you can be a paintball sniper.
I love advertising............ but it's all bollox anyway......... does the lynx effect work? Does Richard E Grant shop at Argos from his rock star mansion?
In fact, I think it's time all advertising was truthful....... when you think about it, most of them include blatant lies....... so from now on, fact only....... The lynx effect.............. it makes BO smell different. Argos......... long queues, just long queues.
Who's with me? "Hugo Boss for men............ it's a long chain hydrocarbon made in chemical vats" that's a seller
We could do it in paintball.... come on, be honest..... match the advert to the product.
"Chops balls at rates of up to 25 per second with it's revolutionary blending technology"
"Fully adjustable trigger, excellent rates of fire coupled with consistency, conserves battery life by absolutely refusing to work if it's wet"
"absolute crap............but it looks a bit like a real gun"
"Impress your fellow ballers by owning the heaviest marker on the planet........ you could beat a bear to death with it. Weight training monthly gave this marker five stars!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Come on, any more?
Worlds most advance marker....... heat seeking smart ammo, can take out the opposing team via remote control from the on site bar.
Ask our senior marker tech (Elvis Presley) about ROF and range, with our new 18" rifled precision barrel you can be a paintball sniper.
I love advertising............ but it's all bollox anyway......... does the lynx effect work? Does Richard E Grant shop at Argos from his rock star mansion?
In fact, I think it's time all advertising was truthful....... when you think about it, most of them include blatant lies....... so from now on, fact only....... The lynx effect.............. it makes BO smell different. Argos......... long queues, just long queues.
Who's with me? "Hugo Boss for men............ it's a long chain hydrocarbon made in chemical vats" that's a seller
We could do it in paintball.... come on, be honest..... match the advert to the product.
"Chops balls at rates of up to 25 per second with it's revolutionary blending technology"
"Fully adjustable trigger, excellent rates of fire coupled with consistency, conserves battery life by absolutely refusing to work if it's wet"
"absolute crap............but it looks a bit like a real gun"
"Impress your fellow ballers by owning the heaviest marker on the planet........ you could beat a bear to death with it. Weight training monthly gave this marker five stars!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Come on, any more?
