Roll up roll up ladles and jellyspoons. Today is a special day, now normally my sales are littered with fantastic items but today I bring you the chance to own something rarer than a Geordie birds virginity, something shinier than Richard O'Brian's head in the early 90's and something more splendid than a jelly wrestle with Beyoncé.
This gun is a more than a rarity it's a custom gun, made for King Tutt himself and buried in the sands of time, only to be unearthed on my sofa ready to take the world by storm again. I bring you The Golden Gun. Now this ain't a gold anno this gun is 24k gold plated, meaning you will be the blingyest player on the field. In fact if you can't shoot your opponents out with it you can bribe the refs with it to pay for a win.
Now this gun is good, in fact it's N64 Goldeneye good, and that's a whole lot of great. This gun is a stunner, fully tournament legal and shoots smoother than a synchronised swimmers muffter. The marker is in great condition with some minor marks under the grip panels and on one side at the feed neck but hot damn it's 24k Gold plated so some minor marks aren't an issue.
Price wise I'm giving this baby away, a mere £190 delivered will see you as the new owner of this beauty.
Also for sale is possibly one of the prettiest hoppers to go along with the gun, again I pride myself in selling some fine objects but this is sexier than Jennifer Lawrence and more reliable than a Swedish Timepiece. A Steamboat edition Dye rotor-£85 to your door.
So that's it, dig deep ladles and jelly spoons and send me your monies.
And now the porn....
https://flickr.com/photos/25245285@N04/sets/72157663522331795
This gun is a more than a rarity it's a custom gun, made for King Tutt himself and buried in the sands of time, only to be unearthed on my sofa ready to take the world by storm again. I bring you The Golden Gun. Now this ain't a gold anno this gun is 24k gold plated, meaning you will be the blingyest player on the field. In fact if you can't shoot your opponents out with it you can bribe the refs with it to pay for a win.
Now this gun is good, in fact it's N64 Goldeneye good, and that's a whole lot of great. This gun is a stunner, fully tournament legal and shoots smoother than a synchronised swimmers muffter. The marker is in great condition with some minor marks under the grip panels and on one side at the feed neck but hot damn it's 24k Gold plated so some minor marks aren't an issue.
Price wise I'm giving this baby away, a mere £190 delivered will see you as the new owner of this beauty.
Also for sale is possibly one of the prettiest hoppers to go along with the gun, again I pride myself in selling some fine objects but this is sexier than Jennifer Lawrence and more reliable than a Swedish Timepiece. A Steamboat edition Dye rotor-£85 to your door.
So that's it, dig deep ladles and jelly spoons and send me your monies.
And now the porn....
https://flickr.com/photos/25245285@N04/sets/72157663522331795
