Run Fatty

[HERMITT]

I heard his school picture was an aerial photo.........

 

[Pinchaaay]

Because of his size, he has been having problems finding his meat and 2 veg. And i have heard that he has now gone to taking viagra to stop him pi**ing on his shoes




"Pinchaaay!"

 

[HERMITT]

Apparently they missed Rick and shot the thirty fat people that orbit him. Did i metion he's so big he's got his own weather system..........

 

[HERMITT]

..................it rains gravy

 

[le-pig]

his specially made steel bed could not hold his bulk,engineers had only allowed for 28 stone and he's now 32 stone
im not the thinest of people but he's taking the piss

 

[Bolter]

"Its me glands" he was heard to say when stuffing his face