Rumor or trial balloon?

[duffistuta]

neither of y'all are going to impress me boys, so stop competing for my attention. I havn't felt so wanted since that time Lafonduh and I visited San Quentin (it was a feild trip from the Harlem recreation center).

Seriously though, I'm flattered that you two would want me to know how well endowed you both are, or claim to be.

You should be, two fifty-somethings having a dick measuring contest and boasting about their butch physiques just to impress you speaks volumes about your attractiveness. I hope you're not just leading them on...

 

[Robbo]

You should be, two fifty-somethings having a dick measuring contest and boasting about their butch physiques just to impress you speaks volumes about your attractiveness. I hope you're not just leading them on...

A dick measuring contest?
Are you insane?

I have never been able to do that ...... mainly because I have never managed to procure the use of a theodoilite... whereas Baca I am sure could borrow some cheap-ass version of a scanning electron-microscope to secure his vital measurements.

Missy, don't get all excited gal, this doesn't mean you are gonna get my ass anywhere near your bed, I don't do whales even though my nickname at school was Moby.

 

[Chicago]

I thought I was the biggest dick on the forum?

 

[Baca Loco]

You should be, two fifty-somethings having a dick measuring contest and boasting about their butch physiques just to impress you speaks volumes about your attractiveness. I hope you're not just leading them on...

Now that really hurts. Fifty-something indeed.

And butch is probably a poor choice of words at least this side of the pond given it's connotations. Although you'd know better about Robo than I would.

 

[Robbo]

I thought I was the biggest dick on the forum?

Puuurrrlleease, leave Nicky Brockdorff's position unchallenged; it's his one claim to fame






I luffs ya really Nick