Coran
What are we going to do with him - the young upstart!!!
An even worse nickname???????
No just stick him in a room with Caroline (after giving Caroline a bottle or two of plonk).
Kenny - shorten the trigger dude and use the off switch to avoid embarrassing incidents (like me nearly taking Wayne from JCS Imperial's head off on Sunday).
It's OK to like us Kenny, get in touch with your feelings!!!
And yes distinguished not old - and you are co-ordinatedly challenged not disabled
Mark