Haha your training regimes suck!!
On mondays I have Pizza
on tuesdays I have faggots and mash
wendesdays are kebab days
thursdays is cheese and potato pie [yum yum]
fridays is fish and chips
saturday is curry day
sunday is good old sunday lunch
And them theres my carefull exercise regime consisting of walking to and from the fridge and sitting at my PC
See I have all the makings of a great back player