Oi you !!!!!
I do have ssomeone that 'must be obeyed', she's 7 stone of pure nagtonium but she's nothing when compared to your Kimmy; Chuck Norris would back down from her !!!!
Mind you, that's why I like her so much, she don't take no sh!t from no-one but this leaves unopen the question as to why she lusts after me so much, I think it has to be down to animal magnetism, pheremone overload and incredibly, dashing good looks that I possess ... I can think of no other explanation mate.
Sounds more like an act of pity than an act of lust... poor Robbo, so deluded