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Dougal said:
So Robbo, can you comment directly on the quote above from Prof Wood?

Is he correct or not??

Dougal:)

Dougal, sorry to disappoint mate but I'm afraid the world of paintball will not be graced with any reappearence of me playing.
I know my limitations with the game of paintball long since passing me by and any paintball pursuits I might harbour are going to be cerebral rather than physical.

The prospect of some little whipper-snapper blasting my head off its shoulders and calling me a 'hasbeen mofo' as he flies past might just be a situation that wouldn't bring the best out in me :)
 

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MissyQ said:
Yah, Pete asked me to play, told me I was the 1st, 2nd and 3rd player on his team-list......
Missy, actually, the thought of you, Piper and Ledzy on the same team sends shudders down my spine...and possibly shudders through the upper mantle of planet earth.
But if you do come over to play Campaign Missy, can I offer some advice?
Stay well away from Chrissie Edwards, he has a predilection let's say, for heavy women...he likes fatties basically.
Whereas most of us gloat over svelte figures like Kate Moss and co, our Chrissie gets all hot and bothered when 300 pound of female ass wobbles past him.
For Chrissie, or Shallow Hal as I like to think of him, he sees attractive women not as slimline figurines but as lard-arsed behemoths who consume vast amounts of plankton rather than salads.

If you turned up to play Campaign Missy, you may well find a slightly balding honky boy trying to get into your panties, in fact the Isle of Wight could get into your panties Missy but that won't deter Chris, not one bit.
 

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Robbo said:
Missy, actually, the thought of you, Piper and Ledzy on the same team sends shudders down my spine...and possibly shudders through the upper mantle of planet earth.
But if you do come over to play Campaign Missy, can I offer some advice?
Stay well away from Chrissie Edwards, he has a predilection let's say, for heavy women...he likes fatties basically.
Whereas most of us gloat over svelte figures like Kate Moss and co, our Chrissie gets all hot and bothered when 300 pound of female ass wobbles past him.
For Chrissie, or Shallow Hal as I like to think of him, he sees attractive women not as slimline figurines but as lard-arsed behemoths who consume vast amounts of plankton rather than salads.

If you turned up to play Campaign Missy, you may well find a slightly balding honky boy trying to get into your panties, in fact the Isle of Wight could get into your panties Missy but that won't deter Chris, not one bit.

you really know how to flatter a lady....
 

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Robbo said:
Dougal, sorry to disappoint mate but I'm afraid the world of paintball will not be graced with any reappearence of me playing.
I know my limitations with the game of paintball long since passing me by and any paintball pursuits I might harbour are going to be cerebral rather than physical.

The prospect of some little whipper-snapper blasting my head off its shoulders and calling me a 'hasbeen mofo' as he flies past might just be a situation that wouldn't bring the best out in me :)
You KNOW you are old when you start using words like whipper-snapper.


I say it a lot too...