Protection for down there.

[jeevusmaximus]

midget women

Where can I find these vertically challenged lovelies?
Are there paintball specific ladies or are there only multi-purpose ones?

 

[Al Woods]

Well well well

A man after my own heart. It's nice to see guys who understand the finer points of life. Paintball, booze and Midget hoes.

Well my friend I imagine in the states you can get 'em from either K-Mart/Wall-Mart or perhaps mail order from Brass Eagle BUT in our fair country we can only find them working at Bingo halls. How do you think the bingo balls keep jiggling?? Midget biatches man, the things they can do with their hands is tryly amazing. But be warned, when using them as cups you gotta tip 'em well otherwise.....Oooohhhh bingo balls man, just think Bingo balls.

 

[eric]

I also feel out of place cause I have a real suggestion, wear pants with a bigger waist than you need, and wear boxers that are not real huge but not too small. The pants will stop the ball before it gets to yours.

 

[Al Woods]

I too tried cups BUT they chaffe like a mo'fo so I just risk it and go without. I wear a nice tight pair of Klein boxers which, in conjunction with baggy ass playing pants seems to keep me well coveredm you just gotta keep sharp when playing.

 

[Matski]

use dye shorts, i use a pair of dye shorts so they must be good, plus theyve got foam thigh pads for those hard ass slides and a super reinforced bullet proof kevlar nut protector pad built in, which is removable for when u wash em.

 

[jeevusmaximus]

midgets

Seriously though Matski, would you rather wear those padded shorts or have a woman attatched to your member for protection. Its what someone mentioned elswhere on here about having sex while playing. U get the enjoyment of the game as well as some in-trouser fun.

 

[Mysteriousmoose]

I think that midgets would have the same problems as HALOs... The break balls

 

[Matski]

ok ok i got it, dye shorts....with built in midget woman...who dosnt chew your balls...

 

[jeevusmaximus]

That would be perfect. I cant wait till Planet starts stocking them!

 

[Terrorbyte]

if you have a midget hoe attached to you does that count as extra player on the field? I would stick to the box or padded short method