HEY MIKEZ!
this is a reply from Buddha 3, Buddha 5's team captain. The dodgy picture is actually a pretty good likeness of Buddha 5 (he looks like a fuzzy squirrel).
Also, physique-wise it's pretty spot on, we sometimes dress up Buddha 5 in yellow and red, so people mistake him for a Sup'Air bunker
, actually, more people in the team are built that way. We even considered calling ourselves the 'beached whales'
How come every team seems to have a lardass backplayer? (we have two, so we must be good!)