Portugal

[Just Curious]

Prostitute!!

Why should a sponsor take on Avangard??

Yes, they can play ball but so could the other 39 teams that were at the event and u can bet that most of them had no sponsor...and as u well know most of the other teams could play ball a hell of a lot better.

Me, I wish them luck in all thet they do and achieve but hey,, just because they are attractive(and they were! ) should not entitle them to automatic sponsorship!!

(Before u start,, I know they shot me out in our game but u know how it is when u try to do everything and have no backup! )

As for the hangover from hell, on a scale of 1 to 10, I would rate it as a 5, not too bad. It was sharing the room with u know who that caused the most damage!! F$*k,,,,,,he could snore for England!!!

Cya soon matey!!

 

[prostitute]

Yes Just Curious all 39 of the other teams can all play well and shoot, but they do not do it with the same style. I could watch them play all day and they goggled you like a punter, but it was a good lesson for you!!!!!



You now know how your wife feels!!!!

And why should a sponsor not take on avangard, the one thing they were missing is good kit, they were tight, aggressive had not picked up any bad habits and were a team, not a group of individuals.

Did your room mate snore?? I wondered what that noise was in my eleventh floor apartment and you were on what floor five or six. So the 20 odd pints and other drinks that day were not a contributing factor to that headache??? when they rest of the Warriors were sitting on the beach where were you?? you were unable to remove your head from the pillow, infact rumour has it that you were walking round the room with your head still resting on the thing.

One of your team mates told me the best story from the weekend. At about 4 in the morning you went to the toilet, but got the door wrong and ended up leaving your apartment and the front door closed behind you!!! You had to knock like mad to try and get one of your team to open the door. What did that have to do with a team mates snoring????

 

[Just Curious]

What Tournament were u at??

The facts matey, just the facts!!!

1. Style my bollocks!!
They ran to their first downs and that was it. I think they only moved forward in one game against a Portugese team.( and I think that team took pity on them!)
2. As I say, what game were u watching?? There was no goggle shot, just a clip on my wrist and being the gentleman and upholder of fair play that I am I walked when I could so easily have lost the hit like a few others at the event!!!
3. As for a good lesson,,, give me a break!!!

You now know how your wife feels??? I must say that that is the most original thing I have ever heard,,,,,,oh ****,,,I remember now,,that was printed on a t-shirt somewhere!!

If u do attempt to use humour, please, please use your own material!!!!

Again, I ask the question, What Tournament where u at??
While a few of my team-mates ventured across in the ferry to have breakfast (not down to the beach) , I indulged in a few hours sun worshipping around the pool!!
Pray tell,,what were u doing?? Waxing your legs or something??

As I say, not really a hangover, more a lack of sleep!

Ahhhh, the joys of staying in a strange place when u are pissed,,,the adventures of trying to locate the bathroom at nite when u have just been awakened by a large animal in the next bed that sounds as if its trying to give birth to a full sized elephant!!!
Hands up,,, I did it,,,,I picked the wrong door and ended up locked out of the apartment!! But hey,, I had fun!!!

Back to the style thing that u mention,,,are you sure about that??? Could your judgement be clouded by the signals from your loins??(just in case u don't know what that means,,YOUR DICK!! )

Be honest, they were a group of girls, very attractive girls that have been picked for precisely that point NOT because they have any skill or play with STYLE!!
I must say,, u do seem to go on a lot about them,, perhaps u should offer them your undoubted knowledge and PRIVATE training programme!!


cya soon matey!!

 

[prostitute]

Took pity my eye..... you put your hand up to wave and she shot you.... it is as simple as that. I saw something similar at the indoor with a member of your team. What is it about your team you lot forever on the hunt???

If the material is good use it!!!! on a T-shirt saying anything. If that is the best come back you can come out with then do not try and respond!!!!!

There were members of your team down the beach (they were telling every one about you and your state, as well as your toilet anticts), and if you had got yourself out of bed early enough you could have gone to town or the beach with some of your team, or even done a round of golf with mine!!!

By the way I do not wax my legs.....it is all natural!!! KFC are on about signing me up cus of them.

NO style how can you say that!!!! They had your team on the back foot and looking like a bunch of punters, and they came close to beating you!!!! NO STYLE.......what game were you watching and they had site Tippmans and your lot were using Cockers etc. Suggest you get them to Jersey and get some lessons..... shot whilst waving at them..... Terrible.

I understand he makes a racket....and wasn't that Greenpeace with there binoculars eyeing him and planning how they were going to drag him back in????

Laterz m8

 

[Sleeping Beauty]

easy tigers

what's with the bitch slapping guys? you've just been to portugal - you're supposed to be all calm and rested. or maybe this is just sunstroke taking its toll.

 

[prostitute]

Sleeping he loves it and deserves it!!!!!!

I have still not recovered from my lack of sleep at the weekend and am still tired, and tetchy. And as for Just Curious he is still hung over, he can not drink soup. I bet if you asked he would say he is off this weekend...... still hung over you see!!!!! But he will put his gumpness down to lack of sleep too....something about troubles with his room mates. But I guess you have no problems with sleeping

 

[Jaime Menino]

Originally posted by welshy
Forgot to mention
i see there was someone there filming i assume it was for portugal tv
does anyone know who was filming and if we can get a copy of the tape would be great to see it

and anyone got any video footage and pics would be willing to pay a few quid for it

Hi from Portugal here
I´ll let you know of any off the material that comes along.
Photos, videos, whatever.

About the sponsor talk.
Avantguard add 5 players playing. They where sponsored by russian air lines.
ZAP EUROPE add only one player all day long saturday.

Sponsor that for a change.

See you later
Jaime
Trolls

 

[prostitute]

Could do Jamie, but he fell down the ugly stair case and bounced off every step on the way down.

Sorry m8, watched him play and give him his due he had balls, but the rest of his team were too drunk to bother to turn up so that would not be a good selling point to any sponsor.

Try again and think of another team there that should be sponsored

 

[Just Curious]

Enlightenment!!!

Again, Prostitute, u show your lack of attention!!

I did not say that we took pity on the Russkies, I said I Think the Portuguese team did!!

Please pay attention when reading my posts, I do so hate having to repeat myself!!

As for waving at her,, I was trying to warn her that her ass was showing and unfortunately it was pointed in your direction and we all know that you have that slight problem, 1 sec, 2 sec, 3 sec,,,,,,,ahh ****!!!!!

My God, it could have been mistaken for paint and she would have been pulled from the game unjustly!!

My comment on your blatent abuse of copywright law was not meant as a comeback, just purely a statement of fact!! Somebody else thought it up,,u hijack it,,comment is the same,,,,use something original!!

Punters??? lol,,,now I know u r not serious!!!
We are far from the best team around but we can hold our own!!

Again, I need to question your avid interest in this Russian Team!!
I know Robbo is forever talking about the RL and rightly so as he uses them as an example on how the game should be played.

Your interest seems a lot more, how u would say, self motivated!!
You have admitted not getting any and living the fantasy/bubble(??) yet, you still go on about them as if they were your long-lost best friends!! U go on about them having style and continue to state that they used site guns(so what). Give me an example of their style?? Give me an example of their aggressiveness??( I don't mean breaking to their first downs) Did any of them pull of any breathtaking moves/muggings?? As I have said before, the only time I saw them move from their first downs was when they beat the Portuguese team!

Goddamn,,,, thats it, they beat a team,,****, they really have style,,,lets get them a big sponsorship!!!

As for having a go at my team-mate, you have not earned the right!! Look closer to home before u have a go at anybody! I'm allowed to, your not!!!

I will be passing your comments on to the person in question, I'm sure he will have a few choice words to say!


cya soon matey

 

[Jsy_warrior]

Just tell Pat stright that he snores like a hippo with a cold JC I could hear him from my room above yours!!!! That kind of noise is illegal in must countries guess that is why he moved to Jersey to get away from EU noise restrictions.

But come on JC you can admit it they were lovely looking girls and I think I saw yg a couple of the laps of the pool to check them out!!!! But at least you did not try and bomb them from the high board like Jason from the Clowns to get there attention I guess. My ploy was to chase them about barrel bungs!!!!!! Quickest I moved all weekend!!!

Well must go have an interview tomorrow and some paintball whilst I am there. Take care and be nice remember what you said to Martin in his room when you were drunk I DO NOT WANT TO SEE ANY OF THOSE ANTICS whilst I am away