If...
...The party is in a nightclub, then it make sense to keep it in the style the place is accustomed to. However, cheesy commercial dance music is _bad_. I have to say that I would rather go for some decent rock over that, but I wouldn't be dancing to that unless I was very drunk. You could always go for Jazz.... Mmmmm, Niiiiiice!
Which brings us to KillerOnion's idea.... Transform the dancefloor into a huge buffet area! If people are just going to be boozing, make the most of it and get the WRVS involved. Have a jam tasting session or something.
I like the idea of an Alligator BBQ as well. Never had any before, but then again I hadn't eaten Kangaroo or Ostritch before I had some br4ought back for me and that was gooooooood.
Doing the splits in cammos and site boots? Now that is something I would pay to watch....
Wookie
Lovin' Hard House despite what people say about it.