Egomaniac
Just thought I'd set y'all straight on this one. There seems to be a few doubters out there, maybe even a few haters too. What I have noticed though is that the doubters are the ones who have just seen the gun whilst the ones who are crazed egomaniacs are the ones who have actually had a go with one. Proof? Pudding?
Anyway, I had a funny experience the other night. It was a cold winters evening in Manchester and after finishing work I took a trip to my local, Planet. I managed to have a few words with the man Flash and somehow managed to persuade him to let myself and the boy Latham take the new Ego thingy for a test drive over the shooting range. I'm not entirely sure what happened next, most of it is merely a montage of blurred imagery and piercing, shrieking, insane sounds that remind of an epileptic cobra having a fit whilst fighting a mongoose, ratttling and spitting and screaming.
I have a habit of shooting guns fast and up until now the craziest thing I ever shot was an NYX matrix which left me smiling and laughing for about a month after, the Ego was pretty much this, and then some, even Latham managed to make the thing roast. The gun is small, light, easy to hold, sits perfectly with halo and tank, the snatch is fine (greasy slippy gloves? WTF?) the trigger totally f'kin owns. If you think it will feel like an E-Blade trigger then you are very much mistaken, as easy as a timmy to fire. The speed is awesome, blistering, stupid insanity, the thing just wants to spit death everywhere, trust me, for £800 this thing is a bargain. Better built, faster, smaller, lighter, factory supported, more robust...the list goes on. Don't buy a timmy, save £100 and buy an Ego, Halo2, a new controller and a cheesecake from tesco and your life is pretty much sorted.
I might as well say I told you so now coz I will be too busy laughing and blazing fools to remember when you all want one.
Just another victim of the E-G-O.