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tapes- seigfried and Roy.... those dudes have tricks like Paul Daniels, as quoted by the venerable Al Woods

front mid- Bruce Lee y'all.

Back left- Clint Eastwood. just for the coolness of havin clint on the back line.

back right- Doc Emmet Brown........ Great Scott!!!!
 
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Originally posted by Barbie@AFGM
Justin Timberlake - The guy just needs to be hurt!
:eek: no way ma man Justin's the bomb, his sh*ts off the hook am totally down with JT.
I kno am gonna get ripped for sayin that but hey, it's ma kinda music :cool:

Mak D
 

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Celebrity Old Skool Seven, maybe not the best team in the planet, but the pimpest badass players.

Team Coach and Transport: Hong Kong Phooey. Has the Hong Kong book of Kung Foo fighting Paintball techniques. Plus we can get to the touneys in the PhooeyMobile
Team Sounds: Fresh Kid Ice from the 2 Live Crew - Gotta have the honeyz, and besides the player party will never be the same without a rendition of "Me so Horny" and "We want some Pussy". Oh and who can forget "HomeBoy Condom's" superb (this maybe for the oldie Hip Hop fans amoungst us)
Pot Bitches: Charlies Angel's and the Minogue sista's

Celebrity Seven

Mid: O Dawg from "Menace to Society". A little two handed gat action with the PT Extreme's
Mid: Chow Yung Fat (Tequilla from Hard Boiled). Ditto the above. Plus he's a "BulletProof Monk"
Front: Roadrunner - Crazy runthroughs
Front: Forrest Gump. Ditto the above, plus he's a front player hence "Stupid is as Stuipid does". That boy's just a running fool.
Back: ED-209 from Robocop - clearly smarter than your average backplayer, plus better firepower.
Back: Rambo - just for one handed hip shooting an M-60 (replace with X-mag on Warp feed)
Back: Oscar from Seseme Street. Slightly more miserable and grouchy than your average back player.

Celebrity Sub's

Predator - good allrounder
T-1000 (the bad Terminator in Terminator 2) - Liquid Mimetic Polyalloy, ultimate Bling Bling
 

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Originally posted by Mak_Daddy_*69
:eek: no way ma man Justin's the bomb, his sh*ts off the hook am totally down with JT.
I kno am gonna get ripped for sayin that but hey, it's ma kinda music :cool:

Mak D
Hey, everyone has their own preference of music. I'm cool with you being a JT fan. But is it the man you're a fan of or the music? I can get on with his tunes, but the man himself, he gotta go down! :D
 

Smally85

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hmm...

.... well:

Front - Speedy Gonzalez... speaks for itself really, he's small, fast and cheeky :D
Front - Yoda, he could just turn up at the fifty and would you wanna try to hit him?!
Mid - Julius Caeser, brilliant General and I'm sure he'd love Sup Air! :p
Back - Bryan May, could you imagine the bouncers you are gonna get in that hair!!! Plus he rocks!
Back - Fat *******, the epitome of all back players (commence flaming!) and talk about bouncers!!! Hell he could be the team bunker!
 

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Micheal Moore-Front Will declare its not morally right and leaves, but will get shot to S**t anyways.


Jackie Chan- Right Mid This is the real kung-fu ****nitz here!

Bruce Lee- Left Mid Apply above^

Bender From Futurama -Left Back No real use except for jokes

Lee harvey Oswald-Right Back This sucka would own your head easy ^_^
 

stongle

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Dunno about Lee Harvey Oswald dude.

Although you could probably have Jeremy Salm packing some assistance from a Grassy knoll off field though;) ;) ;)