Celebrity Old Skool Seven, maybe not the best team in the planet, but the pimpest badass players.
Team Coach and Transport: Hong Kong Phooey. Has the Hong Kong book of Kung Foo fighting Paintball techniques. Plus we can get to the touneys in the PhooeyMobile
Team Sounds: Fresh Kid Ice from the 2 Live Crew - Gotta have the honeyz, and besides the player party will never be the same without a rendition of "Me so Horny" and "We want some Pussy". Oh and who can forget "HomeBoy Condom's" superb (this maybe for the oldie Hip Hop fans amoungst us)
Pot Bitches: Charlies Angel's and the Minogue sista's
Celebrity Seven
Mid: O Dawg from "Menace to Society". A little two handed gat action with the PT Extreme's
Mid: Chow Yung Fat (Tequilla from Hard Boiled). Ditto the above. Plus he's a "BulletProof Monk"
Front: Roadrunner - Crazy runthroughs
Front: Forrest Gump. Ditto the above, plus he's a front player hence "Stupid is as Stuipid does". That boy's just a running fool.
Back: ED-209 from Robocop - clearly smarter than your average backplayer, plus better firepower.
Back: Rambo - just for one handed hip shooting an M-60 (replace with X-mag on Warp feed)
Back: Oscar from Seseme Street. Slightly more miserable and grouchy than your average back player.
Celebrity Sub's
Predator - good allrounder
T-1000 (the bad Terminator in Terminator 2) - Liquid Mimetic Polyalloy, ultimate Bling Bling