Pick your team

[Stee-vo]

If you could pick a five man team using only historical or celebrity charactures who would it be.?

Back player - Homer simpson, with a body like that he is a perfect choice.

Back player - Mr Creosote (from Monty pythons meaning of life), the ultimate back player, or you could use him as a barricade.

Mid player - Hanible lecter, always hungry to get at the opposition

Front player - Tazmanian Devil, mad and fearless.

Front player - Golum, very "tricksy" and would show no mercy

And we would play against

Back player - Mother Theresa, unless she could call in divine intervention

Back player - Ghandi, I could bunker him while he practiced non-violence. And just think of the welts he would get playing in a loin cloth.

Mid player - Helen Keller, blind deaf girl, about as aware as to what is happening on the field as most mid players I have seen.

Front player - Douglas Bader, get to that 50 doug of the break!!

Front player - Stephen Fry, would just like to shoot that smug lardass.

 

[SiXplicit]

Mmmmm........I think I could come up with a team to play against.

David Dickinson - I'd bid millions to shoot the hell out of his Bobby Dazzlers!

Bruce Forsyth - How good would it feel to let him have a few Brucey Bonuses as he walked off the field!

Justin Timberlake - The guy just needs to be hurt! Oh, and he's had his hands on Kylie's ass!

Pres. Bush & Tony Blair - I wonder who would back who?

 

[Bird]

Front player - *Arnold Schwarzenegger (that guy has hit so many people and I don't remember him ever taking a hit - see film Commando!)

Front player - Vinnie Jones (he's hard as nails!)

Mid player - Samuel L Jackson (he has such style and looks good with a gun)

Back player - The invisible man (you'd think there were no players left and then he'd kick your ass)

Back player - Ricky Gervais (he probably can't play, but how funny would he be - especially on the dance floor at the players party!)

*Arnie would also double as my personal masseuse

 

[ChiZZerS]

ohhhhhhhhhhh i have a nice lil selection of people !!!

grayham norton - he always wanted a male to unload his balls at him....lol

boy george - it would be so easy to hit that stupid hat of his

elton jhon - imajine hiting his wig....hahahahahahah!!!HAHAHA!

george michel - just dont like his songs.............

ohh and ricardo from the sallon- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


and finaly ......MARIO - ??????????????? LOL

WHY ARE ALL OF THESE PEOPLE CAMP???
heheh

 

[ChiZZerS]

just to let you know i have nothing agains gay people

 

[ChiZZerS]

in fact mario isnt gay....................................................

lets just say he likes dogs of both sexes
hehe

 

[ChiZZerS]

infact scrub all that..

back - goku super sayin 3!!- he could fire like hell has no ass!!!

back - marjin boo - he is fat ad the balls would just bounce off him

mid - vagita - verry moody and give lots of cover for front plyr

front - crillon - small nad fast when he goes super sayin!

front - danny divito- hahahah look at him go!

 

[Greg]

dont by any chance watch dragonballZ do you.

 

[ChiZZerS]

yes i do

 

[Twisty]

Front - Nelly, we wouldnt let him use bunkers, or a marker, or a mask, just lots of plasters.
Other front Road runner
Mid - Austin powers
Back - James bond. a) I must be fast with all that finger work and b) he NEVER looses
Back - Neo, because he is the one

Twist