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duffistuta
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Wow, I can't believe Joe had the nerve to slip onto my PC and write that about Robbo while I was out of the office...
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And while I'm here...
"What do birthday parties, concept fields and lonely bachelors living in their elderly parents basements have in common? Inflatable props."
>>How can I possibly use that? Although it is quite amusing, there's an apostrophe missing. It had to go - I'm afraid that's the only way you're gong to learn correct grammar.
"And professional window-washers and car detailers don't know anything about wiping that way too many 'ballers haven't already mastered."
>>Sure, lots of paintballers have very clean windows and really look after their cars - Lord knows, they could teach the trade a thing or two - but what does that have to do with Paintball?
"Not too many folks know that besides giving unique athletic opportunities to the mentally and physically challenged the Special Olympics also provides big league paintball with its' referees. Okay, maybe not, but it sure seems that way sometimes, doesn't it?"
>>Isn't that racist or something? And I don't think Jason Manning does much reffing these days, so you need to check your facts.
"And while the Politburo of the former Soviet Union is, like the dodo, extinct, there are a number of organizations and associations in the wide world of paintball that bear a resemblance to that totalitarian fraternity. Or maybe it's just me."
>>No, it's not just you. As you said, the dodo and the former Soviet Union are also extinct. Actually, you were too hard on yourself there. You're not extinct, just being slowly phased out.
There are my justifications. Good enough for me, and that's all that matters when it comes down to it.
"What do birthday parties, concept fields and lonely bachelors living in their elderly parents basements have in common? Inflatable props."
>>How can I possibly use that? Although it is quite amusing, there's an apostrophe missing. It had to go - I'm afraid that's the only way you're gong to learn correct grammar.
"And professional window-washers and car detailers don't know anything about wiping that way too many 'ballers haven't already mastered."
>>Sure, lots of paintballers have very clean windows and really look after their cars - Lord knows, they could teach the trade a thing or two - but what does that have to do with Paintball?
"Not too many folks know that besides giving unique athletic opportunities to the mentally and physically challenged the Special Olympics also provides big league paintball with its' referees. Okay, maybe not, but it sure seems that way sometimes, doesn't it?"
>>Isn't that racist or something? And I don't think Jason Manning does much reffing these days, so you need to check your facts.
"And while the Politburo of the former Soviet Union is, like the dodo, extinct, there are a number of organizations and associations in the wide world of paintball that bear a resemblance to that totalitarian fraternity. Or maybe it's just me."
>>No, it's not just you. As you said, the dodo and the former Soviet Union are also extinct. Actually, you were too hard on yourself there. You're not extinct, just being slowly phased out.
There are my justifications. Good enough for me, and that's all that matters when it comes down to it.
Y'all have no appreciation for my one man crusade to improve the literacy of the p-ballin' world.
Btw, Ant, your efforts are a travesty of a sham of a bogus--er, something. The last funny bit you stumbled over included a sharp object and you bleeding profusely.
All I know is Mom and Dad always say they love my articles.
Duff--Joe said the same thing to me just the other day. Out of the blue. Perhaps his work schedule should be cut to just 20 hours a day.
I can't believe you were only out of the office for 1 minute. Whats up the cream cake lady run away?
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duffistuta
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A lost cause. That was the first thing I was told wen I joined the mag: "Now remember young lad, these people can't read."
I can prove it too. I've been running the same six articles in every mag for the last two years, and the only complaint I've ever had in that time was from Markus Nielson, who thought I needed to put more money shots in the mag. What's a money shot?
Giveover sensitive boy.
Blimey, how is it you lot can infer I'm a bum-bothering molestor of Stongle's 29year old parts (actually you don't infer, you just come out and say it), and soon as mr grumpy woodlander has a pop back you all go a bit softy-boy on me.
Kids today, eh.
Anyhows, i think this thread needs closing.