It is time, kids, to resist the oppressor. To stand against cruel censorship and editorial hubris. Ant has finally gone too far. (Though in fairness I'm told he was simply so wasted he was physically incapable of movement for three straight days--but enough excuses!)
Included below is Ant's latest hatchet job--restored! Brutally stripped from the "View" in issue 179. So when you read the "View" (both of you) add the lines below just before the final paragraph.
[Keep looking for future resistance to the Great Editorial Oppressor. Whenever the effort is made to deny y'all the full and complete content you regularly ignore I will fight back.]
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VIEW 179 'What is P-Ball?' extra added value:
What do birthday parties, concept fields and lonely bachelors living in their elderly parents basements have in common? Inflatable props.
And professional window-washers and car detailers don't know anything about wiping that way too many 'ballers haven't already mastered.
Not too many folks know that besides giving unique athletic opportunities to the mentally and physically challenged the Special Olympics also provides big league paintball with its' referees. Okay, maybe not, but it sure seems that way sometimes, doesn't it?
And while the Politburo of the former Soviet Union is, like the dodo, extinct, there are a number of organizations and associations in the wide world of paintball that bear a resemblance to that totalitarian fraternity. Or maybe it's just me.
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Included below is Ant's latest hatchet job--restored! Brutally stripped from the "View" in issue 179. So when you read the "View" (both of you) add the lines below just before the final paragraph.
[Keep looking for future resistance to the Great Editorial Oppressor. Whenever the effort is made to deny y'all the full and complete content you regularly ignore I will fight back.]
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VIEW 179 'What is P-Ball?' extra added value:
What do birthday parties, concept fields and lonely bachelors living in their elderly parents basements have in common? Inflatable props.
And professional window-washers and car detailers don't know anything about wiping that way too many 'ballers haven't already mastered.
Not too many folks know that besides giving unique athletic opportunities to the mentally and physically challenged the Special Olympics also provides big league paintball with its' referees. Okay, maybe not, but it sure seems that way sometimes, doesn't it?
And while the Politburo of the former Soviet Union is, like the dodo, extinct, there are a number of organizations and associations in the wide world of paintball that bear a resemblance to that totalitarian fraternity. Or maybe it's just me.
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