can't belive no one has nominated Sam and Colby 'I love Burberry' Keats! these guys are Gods in the Chav underworld!
Paintballing Chav's, name and shame.........
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Ahem I'm a Yarco does that make me a chav?Originally posted by Edd Hobday
To quote a website
"Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Stigs, Scallies, Hood Rats, " i would also add pikeys in there aswell
-EDD
And whats Burberry
Don't you bloody say a word guppy
chavs
Chavs round our way (or scrots or scallies) just hang on the street corner doing F All, looking hard untill you smack one in the face, then they all speak this daft language, that sounds like the smufs on helium
Personally I like to kill at least 10 a year, you should see the stains on my car, have a special attachment know to make it more painfull when I hit them
Death to all Chavs, scumm of the Earth.
P.S. Doubt anyone on here is a chav, not the proper type anyway, for more info and taking the piss out of the poor bleeders see.
www.chavscum.co.uk
Chavs round our way (or scrots or scallies) just hang on the street corner doing F All, looking hard untill you smack one in the face, then they all speak this daft language, that sounds like the smufs on helium
Personally I like to kill at least 10 a year, you should see the stains on my car, have a special attachment know to make it more painfull when I hit them
Death to all Chavs, scumm of the Earth.
P.S. Doubt anyone on here is a chav, not the proper type anyway, for more info and taking the piss out of the poor bleeders see.
www.chavscum.co.uk
Okay, this is an incomprehensibly English thread. The rest of us need working definitions of all these terms. Don't you lot have enough left over class distinctions without making up silly nonsense?Originally posted by Edd Hobday
To quote a website
"Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Stigs, Scallies, Hood Rats, " i would also add pikeys in there aswell
-EDD
I suppose trailer trash is the closest thing you guys have. Chavs are like a mutant strain of trailer Trash that are out of control. Chav has been voted 'word of 2004' by some UK magazines.
the link posted above: www.chavscum.com is a good place to learn how to spot a chav.
the link posted above: www.chavscum.com is a good place to learn how to spot a chav.
dont exist
Chavs dont exist in the states really, I have freinds that come over from Newzeland and we will go to a blockbuster on a retail park, and they will ask, "whats that gang of kids doing?" to which I reply...... well nothing, they just stand around.
After a bit of a bemused look from my friends they will repeat the question, as they think I am mkaing it up, but no, they just stand around doing nothing, boring *******s.
Personally chavs should be front line troops, or better yet mine clearers, save the dogs.
Chavs dont exist in the states really, I have freinds that come over from Newzeland and we will go to a blockbuster on a retail park, and they will ask, "whats that gang of kids doing?" to which I reply...... well nothing, they just stand around.
After a bit of a bemused look from my friends they will repeat the question, as they think I am mkaing it up, but no, they just stand around doing nothing, boring *******s.
Personally chavs should be front line troops, or better yet mine clearers, save the dogs.
Hasn't Ollie Lang got a pair of Burberry Trousers on, in a recent PGi?
It's not a UK only issue.
Burberry, especially of the "moody" variety should never be acceptable paintball attire.
It's not a UK only issue.
Burberry, especially of the "moody" variety should never be acceptable paintball attire.
I did have the unfortunate pleasure of living in the Chav homeland (Chatham) for an undisclosed amount of time....... Which did mean inevitably sleeping with a few....... So i guess it may have indeed rubbed off. I believe the doctors called it "Noburberry"...... An unsightly discolouration of the penis. Fortunately, with regular visits to the local G.U.M the "Patternation of the penis" was cleared up in no time.