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Cook$

Just the tip....
Jul 7, 2001
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******* pikeys... I dont think they realised there was 40 odd paintballers in the bar with us... who promptly proceeded to kick the livin sh!t outta them!! Big up to everyone who beat on a gypo!!! Special big up goes to Ian and Trace form UKChams for special services in the field of pikey whomping and McD from Panic for the "Western" moment, he knows what I mean!!
oh, and I would like to add that it was all completely unprovoked, they sparked Ronnie from Panic for no reason whatsoever, and none of the resultin was instiagted by any paintballers, we started none of it... sure as hell finished it tho....!!!:D
 

Cook$

Just the tip....
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okay here goes, from my POV. Ronnie from Panic walked onto the dance floor with myslef just behind him, and for no reason whatsoever, this pikey rocks him one, and busts me in the nose at the same time (yes, i found out that i have a broken nose aswell). I pick Ronnie up, and see all these ballers walkin in... someone pulls me to the ground from behind, and as Im gettin up someone uppercuts me in the forehead with a bottle which shatters and covers me with lager and blood. I try to move and get my bearings when i get clouted in the back of the head, so i kindea thought "fcuk this, I'm outta here, so belly in outta the way, get up, turn round and see ballers bustin up these gypos big time. it all disperses quick as it started, im gettin cleaned up by some chick. The end. I come off worst outta the good guys, however Ronnie has a pretty borsted jaw, but some Gypos go back to their caravans in a world of hurt, and I, you friend and humble narrator dont get to hit a single pikey. It's not fair!!!!
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Mikey D

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cooks. your sig keeps reminding me of the arnold rimmer song.

first to post it with cook's head in rimmers place gets a curly wurly