like I said,...paintball turdation is an amazing thing.....to be treasured, and shared, I feel.
Dunc (still stinking...)
Dunc (still stinking...)
Paintball Turdation
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After a good days ballin' in Nottingham, I returned to my brothers student accomodation in Leicester and released the mighty king of turds. It flooded the toilet and amazed even myself. If anyone doubts my claim, I am sure Hermitt could back me up as he was there laughing at me from the hall way.
I think paintball turdations or "p'ball dollops" as we like to call them, has something to do with the amount of junk food we eat over the day. Just my theory.
Later
I think paintball turdations or "p'ball dollops" as we like to call them, has something to do with the amount of junk food we eat over the day. Just my theory.
Later
I never really wanted to get involve with this rather grotesque conversation, but I believe Shucks has a point - when are they gonna start servin' descent food at paintball tourneys!!?? (Or is it stated in the rules that super greasy junk food must be the only thing on offer?!)
I believe it's a plot by those teams such as the Russion Legion to get out immune systems down before the games so that we end up shooting our self out during the games only so we can run screaming through the dead zone to reach the bogs in time!! Beware of the team who brings a packed lunch!!
Alex
I believe it's a plot by those teams such as the Russion Legion to get out immune systems down before the games so that we end up shooting our self out during the games only so we can run screaming through the dead zone to reach the bogs in time!! Beware of the team who brings a packed lunch!!
Alex
AJermstad, my best ever game was in Toulouse and it was the last game of the first day. I was desparetly need ing a turd and so were a few of my team mates. As the hooter went for game on we broke out like lightning and easily reached our primary bunkers. After taking out the whole of their right tape, the team called for a push and we delivered it, bunkering out the last 3 players in a frenzy of fast running and fancy shooting. Straight after the game we all ran/wobbled to the toilets (about 40 meters from the field)
Your theory about us getting off the field quickly when pushed to go to the toilet is correct, but sometimes we just play better and get the game over that way
I have often wondered why the vendors of the food stalls at paintball tourneys are Russian
Your theory about us getting off the field quickly when pushed to go to the toilet is correct, but sometimes we just play better and get the game over that way
I have often wondered why the vendors of the food stalls at paintball tourneys are Russian
Totally!! - I guess if the incentive is there then what's stopping ya!! Sounds like you had a blast in Toulouse, I've heard so much about it - were you on the video?? Lol!! It'll be in the DVD outakes - shuck pegging it for the bogs after anhilating the opposing team!!
One thing about the Russion food stands - stay away from the relish!!
One thing about the Russion food stands - stay away from the relish!!
Unfortunately the video was only of the last day which was the semis and the finals so we were not on but the whole tourney was the best I have played. We will be on the Campaign DVD if its ever coming out and you guys should all be able to see me almost mug a ton ton, if it was not for my shadow!!!!! The only time its sunny in England and it counts against me oh well, guess thats what you call "paintball turdations". Well, I had to make the topic relevant to the thread somehow
but the whole tourney was the best I have played. We will be on the Campaign DVD if its ever coming out and you guys should all be able to see me almost mug a ton ton, if it was not for my shadow!!!!! The only time its sunny in England and it counts against me oh well, guess thats what you call "paintball turdations". Well, I had to make the topic relevant to the thread somehow 
Slightly late to the thread - sorry - but i can validate Shucks bog f6@king ability!!! It has to be said though the turd i dropped just before shuck used the bogs had a pretty strong stench to it as well!!!
Oh yeah!! Thanks to the Troopers for a fantastic debut northern touney! May it be the start of many short and furious victories guys
- but i can validate Shucks bog f6@king ability!!! It has to be said though the turd i dropped just before shuck used the bogs had a pretty strong stench to it as well!!! Oh yeah!! Thanks to the Troopers for a fantastic debut northern touney!
May it be the start of many short and furious victories guys
Shuck, I'm glad to see that some people try to keep their posts relevant to the threads. You should check some of the other ones out where they go waaaaay off track after about 5 posts!! Talk about confusing and 'Turdating' the Forums!
Tell me about it. Looking at the posts you can kinda see where they are going and it gives you an insight into an average paintballers mind which is never a safe place to venture
which is never a safe place to venture 
you should come down to the accademy day at diablo in maidenhead they do propper food and have sociable toilets rather than holes in the ground!!!.
though im told the ultimate experiance is L.P.S. in london colny, the toilets.One person who shall remain namless while discribing the ambionce of the place included this lovley mental picture "its so gime that i'm sure the log got a snif and tried to climb back in"
just thought that might add a little to the thread !!
though im told the ultimate experiance is L.P.S. in london colny, the toilets.One person who shall remain namless while discribing the ambionce of the place included this lovley mental picture "its so gime that i'm sure the log got a snif and tried to climb back in"
just thought that might add a little to the thread !!