paintball guns versus girls.....which is better?

[FAMINE]

Hmmmm, do i really have to answer this question?

Ever tried shagging your gun?

All too much vaseline needed and you gotta be far too careful with hair triggers.



I would rather have breasts in my hand than a gun, although with half of my team being fat *******s, i could have the breasts without a woman in sight.

 

[KillerOnion]

Hey Sparklie, here's a way to find out the solution to this debate: How about you and I get together and test this out. We go out, start with dinner and get to the drinks, go back to my place and--

A. The first night add an expensive marker for us both to sit on the bed and look at and fantasize what we'd do with it, then the next day take it out and play with it, say, an emerald green or cobalt blue Adrenalin or Cobra Mamba Angel or an Eclipse Shocker... then proceed the next day to...

B. Repeat the drill another night, only this time with an equally impressive woman. We all 3 sit on the bed, look at each other, think about what we want to do, then put the plan into action.

Which of the two will turn out with the best results? Well, we'd just have to find out, won't we? This is important research that MUST be done by someone.

 

[Manning26]

Look out Sparklie, Onion's tryin' ta dupe ya' with all his smooth talk.

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

Reaserch?

LOL

Onion only a thread or so I read about new girlfriend um now is she the woman in question I wonder um....................

Manning

well at least he's talking to me by the way did that email find you I tried again and it said it sent it.

 

[Manning26]

Hey Sparklie, I'm bein' serious now, if you did try to e-mail me back, it might have gone to my junk mail since it probably didn't recognize you. Dearest Sparklie, if you shoot me another one, I'll sift through my junk mail with a keener eye. I'd never ignore you Sugar!

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

Manning

Dearest

I will endever if it will play ball to E mail you again so please be gental with your junk mail and I promise not to delete yours by accident this time ok

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

email

right is done now so up to you not to lose it.

 

[Manning26]

Alright Kiddo, we're in business.

And yeah Onion, what happened to your girl you just had? You get back from England, then she figures she doesn't like havin' ya' about?

 

[Buddha 3]

Will you two get a room or something.....

All this 'dearest' and 'sweety' business is making us nauseous...... (plus it'll make some people jealous)

 

[Manning26]

Well don't get too jealous, my friend, I AM still stuck over here in the U.S. Although I am still considering a trip to London this year. Crom goes out to the pubs with her, focus on him!