paintball guns versus girls.....which is better?

[Inferno]

Play with my cocker

On those lonely nights I sit around and play with my cocker.

 

[Micah]

Compare & Contrast: My Girl Vs. My Marker

1. My marker is always ready to be played with ... My Girl requires a little more warming up so speak.
2. They both require huge sums of money in the purchasing of shiny accessories.
3. They both need to be fed well or they start to act up. The more expensive the better. (I consider Paint Marker food)
4. Playing with my girl keeps me warm ... The more I play with my marker the colder it gets.
5. A typical "date" costs about $60 ... with either one ...

Well .. that's all I can come up with right now ...
-Micah

 

[Fooey]

mmmmmm ...... the daddy or chicks the daddy or chicks ..........................................................
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..........chicks.

 

[DSONYX99]

Well, I got a cool marker for my girlfriend.






Good trade, huh?

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

Sorry manning

but if you will have asperations beyond your station and make comments like that about the fairer sex.......

Just a good job it's only you think your Robbo so in law know what I mean.

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

You guys leave you for five minuets well a bit longer and lok whats happened. lol

sorry only just caught up well

what do I say

if it was men or paintball........

 

[Seraph]

MEN! .......uhhhh......i mean....paintball............






Seraph
"j/k once again"

 

[Manning26]

Sure Seraph.

 

[Micah]

Originally posted by DSONYX99
Well, I got a cool marker for my girlfriend.






Good trade, huh?

How can I get in on a deal like that?

 

[TheRo0sTer]

Compare & Contrast: My Girl Vs. My Marker

Originally posted by Micah
2. They both require huge sums of money in the purchasing of shiny accessories.

I totally agree with you on that one Micah!